say what you want about star wars, but it is the greatest trigoloy of all time. lord of the rings is good, but star wars so totally kicks it's ass! i mean luke skywalker was no *****. frodo was. he cried all through the movie. geogre lucas originally wanted to make 9! but ended up with six. so i decided to help him out. in the end of return of the jedi everyone ended up on the ewalk planet. ewalks literally look like teddy bears. so in episde 7 hans solo and princesses leah are married and have twins. one boy one girl. luke trains them until one day the boy kills him! after he kills luke he runs away. han and leah are renewing their vows for their 20th wedding anniversity when ewalks start to attack. the son of han and leah turns the ewalks evil! now they're killing everyone. the son flies away to start an evil empire with the ewalks. chewbucca joins him. it's up to han, leah, the daughter of han and leah, lando, and the son of chewbucca to him. yes chewbucca has a son. the daughter of han and leah hasn't finished all her jedi training yet. the son was more advanced. she finishes the training with the ghost of quin yon jin, obi wan knobi, yoda, and anakin skywalker. she will become the most powerful jedi ever! yeah it's pretty dumb, but it's a good idea!