The Aristocrats Joke... the NFL version

[Dat Dude88]

For those in the know...The Aristocrats has been dubbed the world's dirtiest joke.

Like a sandwich, it has " the top, the middle & the bottom" The beginning & the ending of the joke (the bread) always remain the same; but the middle is completely improvised based on the tricks/deeds & antics you'd like to provide.


For those unfamiliar w/ the aristocrats joke: I strongly suggest you do a search on "The Aristocrats Joke" on your favorite search engine.

I'd like to propose we post each of our own versions of the joke (much cleaner & football/Cowboy & clever shots related)

It's a joke perpetuated by the witt, intellect & fine filth of us all. (grin)


* remeber...a much more digestable/cleaner version of the joke more appropriate for this board!


Let's get it started!

[TK]

You know that if you clean up the joke, it's no longer funny, right.

[DeanCollins]

http://simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/...crickets_1.wav

[Dat Dude88]

You know that if you clean up the joke, it's no longer funny, right.

true statement.

But a finely weaved tale of T.O., Parcells, Jerry Jones, Donovan McNaab, a 3 piece midget brass band & 2 bow-legged dislexic stuttering math teachers from Honduras just may have some potential.

[TK]

true statement.

But a finely weaved tale of T.O., Parcells, Jerry Jones, Donovan McNaab, a 3 piece midget brass band & 2 bow-legged dislexic stuttering math teachers from Honduras just may have some potential.

Provided you can work a rusty trombone reference in there, it may have potential. But then it may just sound like a Brokeback joke.

[DeanCollins]

true statement.

But a finely weaved tale of T.O., Parcells, Jerry Jones, Donovan McNaab, a 3 piece midget brass band & 2 bow-legged dislexic stuttering math teachers from Honduras just may have some potential.

all that (and a lot more) has already been done here http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/s...d.php?t=142609

[Dat Dude88]

Provided you can work a rusty trombone reference in there, it may have potential. But then it may just sound like a Brokeback joke.

Now that's good.

So...T.O walks in w/ a very wrinkled nude, drunk & tatooed June Cleaver hanging from his neck (desperate housewives style) & begins to do 10 jumping jacks while Jerry jones sings "the whisper song" from the ying-yang twins into the very hairy & mole riddled left ear of one of the midgets...could be the beginning of something big!

Let's see who can contribute, we ma just create the longest version of the story ever told (Big Cheezy Grin)

[Dat Dude88]

all that (and a lot more) has already been done here http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/s...d.php?t=142609

I see Dean Collins...that was your gig way back then! Not trying to tread on any toes. There just may be some more familiar w/ The Aristocrats joke...that may not have heard of the "you write the next line game" you delivered previously.

Thanks.

[DeanCollins]

I see Dean Collins...that was your gig way back then! Not trying to tread on any toes. There just may be some more familiar w/ The Aristocrats joke...that may not have heard of the "you write the next line game" you delivered previously.

Thanks.

I wasn't trying to ruin your fun, don't ever take me seriously. it's too bad
GAskins isn't in the house, she's the most creative comic here, not to mentioned meetST. I did google the aristocrat joke format and couldn't figure out how to clean it up enough, or I'd of tried.

[LD0506]

h_h could probably do a version of the "Aristocrats" with just quotes from the Tailgate this offseason..... scary thought

[Cdowwe]

The South Park one killed me