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  1. August-23rd-2006 04:37 PM #1
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    Default Ways to tell you are a Giants player/fan.

    You drop 1 pass and the NY media is calling for your public beheading.

    You thought playing in NYC would be all glitz and glamour. Sadly, you really play in New Jersey.

    Micheal Strahan has a webcam in your locker.

    All the clocks are set 5 minutes ahead. Or behind. You cant remember which, but its all ****ed up.

    Outside linebacker thinks he's the star of the show, but cant even walk.

    Every few weeks you find a dead mafia guy near the practice field. No one on the team seems to notice.

    No one pays attention to you until baseball season is over.
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    Default Re: Ways to tell you are a Giants player/fan.

    You find large bra's in the locker room from a former coach.

    You're constantly asked from Michael Strahan if "he can stay at your place for awhile"

    You have a linebacker who looks like Whoopi Goldberg

    You don't clock 40 speed, but Segway speed
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    Default Re: Ways to tell you are a Giants player/fan.

    Uh... PB?









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  4. August-23rd-2006 05:03 PM #4
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    Default Re: Ways to tell you are a Giants player/fan.

    Your DE is really a WR

    Your OLB is really a glorified cheerleader

    Your backup QB is bigger than any of your OL
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  5. August-23rd-2006 05:05 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by praise_gibbs
    Uh... PB?









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    Sorry PG.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PleaseBlitz



    Sorry PG.

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  7. August-23rd-2006 05:17 PM #7
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    Default Re: Ways to tell you are a Giants player/fan.

    Occasionally, Lawrence Taylor skulks from the shadows to offer you drugs.
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    Realizing that Bill Parcells is a dallAss cowBoy!
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    You are unable to count DOWN to ZERO.

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    Your kicker kicks field goals through the gap in Strahan's teeth.


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    Default Re: Ways to tell you are a Giants player/fan.

    -Your head coache's playbook has a swasitka on the front cover


    -When you mess up in practice, coach screams "NEIN!"


    -Up and downs? No. Your unit goose-steps around the practice field to get in shape.
    The soldiers gave three cheers as they urged their tired horses north across the uneven hills. Some of the mounts, exhausted after a week of almost continual marching, began to lag behind; others, spurred on by their enthusiastic riders, began to edge past the regiment's commander. "Boys, hold your horses," Custer cautioned; "there are plenty of them down there for us all."
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    Default Re: Ways to tell you are a Giants player/fan.

    you hope a team official dies before a big NFC East game... for that extra emotional edge
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    Quote Originally Posted by praise_gibbs
    I think he was saying sorry because you live in NJ, not because he made fun of you inadvertently...
























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    Your team colors are marketed to clean turd streaks off of porcelain.

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    The soldiers gave three cheers as they urged their tired horses north across the uneven hills. Some of the mounts, exhausted after a week of almost continual marching, began to lag behind; others, spurred on by their enthusiastic riders, began to edge past the regiment's commander. "Boys, hold your horses," Custer cautioned; "there are plenty of them down there for us all."
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinsOrlando
    You find large bra's in the locker room from a former coach.



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