Ever have one of those completely random thoughts that make you laugh and you decide to share in order to confirm your insanity. This is one of those moments.
I was eating lunch and in walks a very pretty, slender blonde, and I began thinking about blondes and how most blondes historically originate from the north in cold climates. Well, if they originate in cold climates then wouldn't their bodies be more receptive to keeping and adding fat cells to keep them warm? Wouldn't darwinian genetics dictate that blondes should be plump? Wouldn't evolution as a survival method give them the body type that would best adapt to cold northerly climes?
In addition, the people I've known from Iceland seem to be very tall and skinny... how is that helpful in a cold climate?
Clearly, the thin blonde is proof of Creationism? Darwin should not have sailed the Beagle, he should have walked North.
Feel free to add your own completely absurd theories or expound (or pound) on this one. The more absurd the better.