Are thin blondes proof of creationism?

[grhqofb5]

Yes, but man (in this case woman) has again felt the need to interfere with God's plan. Those thin blonde women you speak of are the product of sticking the ever-important opposable thumb down the throat.

[Corcaigh]

Unimpressive logic ... I think it proves evolution much more than creationism.

Attractive members of the species are much more likely to attract a dominant male to protect, and hunt on their behalf.

Clothing needs to be factored into the equation too, making body fat a poor adaptation unless you go long periods without food, but we've already established that your dumb, dominant male mate is out hunting for you while you sit by the fire in your comfortable cave eating bon-bons and watching early runs of Oprah.

Being fat, unnattractive (and naked) seems like a very poor survival strategy.

[nace14]

are you sure the carpet matched the curtains?

[TMK9973]

While I do not think that slim blondes prove creationsim....

I do belive it proves a God...

[Mr. S]

On the contrary, it is evidence of evolution. Blondes used to be from the north and had more fat. They have now evolved to become skinny to adapt to southern climes (and to look good in a bikini).

I somewhat agree with this. If you look at paintings that survived the Middle Ages and Rennaissance, the chicks are indeed fat. It was a sign of beauty to be voluptuos, that way they had good child-bearing assets.

Now, further research needs to be done, but the average height of people is much taller than it used to be even 500 years ago, let alone the centuries dating to the barbarian migration into Roman lands.

I guess my point is, girls were shorter and fatter then, and have now become taller and hotter (in our society's perceptions).

[edgun88]

While I do not think that slim blondes prove creationsim....

I do belive it proves a God...

BINGO!

[twa]

While I do not think that slim blondes prove creationsim....

I do belive it proves a God...

Good point,but do redheads prove he has a sense of humor?

Or was that the Devil's work?

[Tastes Like Chicken]

Blonde hair reflects the sun's rays, so the tall ones are closer to the sun and thus they keep warmer in that way and survive. Short thin blondes died off due to colds. They were also able to put food up on the highest shelf, so the short ones couldnt get to it and thus starved to death. Tall thin blondes became attractive as mates due to those traits, plus they could put the star on top of the Christmas tree.

[Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin]

A few things: with enough food/lack of exercise, that 'thin blonde' won't be so thin.

Also, Icelandic women are descended from mixed stock, as the Viking raiders took the prettiest women back to that strange isle and thus there is plenty of non-Germanic/Nordic stock there.

Why do Polynesians seem to get fat so easily if being fat is better for the colder climes? I'm not sure that's the case for the HUMAN animal

[WVUforREDSKINS]

I don't know...Blondie ya there??

[Tarhog]

Clearly blondes are evidence of pure Darwinism and natural selection. Their highly reflective manes were built for hot sandy climes, particularly those found in California and Vegas. But the ultimate proof is the gradual evolution of large water bags they carry on their chests. Generation upon generation, they get bigger and bigger, allowing these miracles of the evolutionary journey to survive the driest and harshest of hot Summer droughts.

Nature. I dig it in a big way.

Coincidentally, all this talking has made me incredibly thirsty!

[Larry]

Good point,but do redheads prove he has a sense of humor?

Or was that the Devil's work?

Red.

I rest my case.

[Awgustlab]

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[SC3]

Well, just because you can disprove one theory doesn't mean that the other theory becomes any more valid. If you disprove Darwinism it doesn't mean that Creationism becomes more valid.

Also, being tall even in cold weather might have be a survival asset when tall blonds were the only onces that could reach for remaining apples higher up in a tree.