Halloween

[ffxdrummer]

I want to go as Tony Romo, but I can't figure out how to make it clear that I'm a choke artist without having to explain it so people don't think I'm a fan. I also don't want to just reach up and choke myself, it should be clear from across the room. I guess I could just make a choke artist sign and hang it around my neck with a Romo jersey on...

Ideas?

[Kevin101]

get a rope and put it around your neck.

[ffxdrummer]

Then I'm racist. I know I'm white, doesn't matter. PC is everywhere.

[Kosher Ham]

You want to dress up as a Dallas Cowboy ?

Choke artist or not I would never don the jersey of a Cowboys player, past, present, or future.

Even in good humor. I would be funny if a Cowboys fan did it, only because it would be unexpectedn and it's always fun when people can poke fun at themselves or their own...but a Redskins fan ? Not so much.

[ffxdrummer]

You want to dress up as a Dallas Cowboy ?

Choke artist or not I would never don the jersey of a Cowboys player, past, present, or future.

Even in good humor. I would be funny if a Cowboys fan did it, only because it would be unexpectedn and it's always fun when people can poke fun at themselves or their own...but a Redskins fan ? Not so much.

You also make an excellent point...

I've got no ideas then.

[artmonkforHOF]

check my post in the last Halloween costume thread.

Buy a big piece of ribbon like 6 feet or so and get a large gift tag.

Warp the bow around your shoulder, like a sash and whrite in gigantic letters on the gift tag

To: Women

From: God

cheapest & best Halloween costume ever.

[Koolblue13]

I'm going to be Hef. I'm having a party, expecting 400 people, demo derby, 100's of campers, 4 bands, giant bone fire, BBQ ribs in a 500lb smoker, 10 kegs of PBR, cases and cases of booze, a giant living room set up in the yard, couches and rugs around the fire, 3 camp sites, a camp grounds for large motorhomes, the club house for jammin' out, an endoro race, a monster truck and all sorts of other things going on and if I can do all of that and never get out of my bathrobe and pj's, I couldn't ask for anything more. Not to mention, any interested ladies will be showing up dressed like a bunny, so I don't have to do any thinking about which one to chase down.

viva life! httr!

[Burgold]

Can you wear like a helmet with Romos number and a Charlie Brown shirt?

[Rocky21]

That's easy ffx. Bring a football with you, keep putting it on its point - like for a field goal attempt - and keep dropping it.

[ffxdrummer]

I'm trying to minimize actions that help explain my costume and maximize people walking up saying "Great costume, you're the funniest person on the planet, here's a shot and the keys to my car!"

or something to that effect.

Maybe some kind of Tony Romo/A-Rod comparison thing.

[Kosher Ham]

Go as a breathalyzer. Funniest costume I have seen this year.

[tizzod]

That's easy ffx. Bring a football with you, keep putting it on its point - like for a field goal attempt - and keep dropping it.

Beat me to it Carry the football around, and every few steps, just let it slip out of your hand.

[LD0506]

check my post in the last Halloween costume thread.
Buy a big piece of ribbon like 6 feet or so and get a large gift tag.
Warp the bow around your shoulder, like a sash and whrite in gigantic letters on the gift tag
To: Women
From: God
cheapest & best Halloween costume ever.

Actually the cheapest ever would be to just pull a large brown plastic bag over yourself and go as a Trojan