TC's Preposterous Hypothesis for this week

[Dan T.]

Todd Collins 15, I just picked you up on my fantasy football team. My question to you, does that come with any fringe benefits? E.g., hot tub time, Cheescake Factory coupons, face time with hot babes, fabulous party invites? After all, I am the team owner...

[Todd Collins 15]

Todd Collins 15, I just picked you up on my fantasy football team. My question to you, does that come with any fringe benefits? E.g., hot tub time, Cheescake Factory coupons, face time with hot babes, fabulous party invites? After all, I am the team owner...

I'll have my agent contact you. However, once you pick up TC, TC owns that team.

[Aghar]

Just an idea...but if the Redskins faithful would like to donate a few Chuck Norris like internet sayings that pertain to TC....I can publish a blog with them...suggestions would be appreciated

Ahh...

- Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Todd Collins to go around.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Todd Collins pajamas.
- Using his trademark "Deep Post Throw", Todd Collins once threw a TD in Arrowhead Stadium in KC from the 50 yard line of Mile-High Stadium in Denver
- If at first you don't succeed, you may be Todd Collins.
- It is better to recieve than give. That's right...This is especially true of a Todd Collins "Deep Post Throw"
- One day Todd Collins walked down the street with a football in one hand and a two-foot salami in the other. There were no survivors.
- Todd Collins IS capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Unlike someone else he knows.
- Todd Collins once threw a "Deep Post Throw" to Dante Hall in practice. Upon recieving the ball, Hall's hands fell off.

[Todd Collins 15]

So what are the chances of TC turning this Fife kid into a future prodigy waiting in the wings?

After being legendary at Michigan, I felt overwhelmed coming to the NFL. 10 years on the bench made me what I am today. Fife is way too raw at this point and since he's only partially been in the league since 2004, we have a long ways to go. However, if we hold onto Fife until 2014, allowing him to soak up my knowledge like a sponge, I believe that he will be our starting QB when I'm ready to retire in 2015.

[DGreenistheBest]

After being legendary at Michigan, I felt overwhelmed coming to the NFL. 10 years on the bench made me what I am today. Fife is way too raw at this point and since he's only partially been in the league since 2004, we have a long ways to go. However, if we hold onto Fife until 2014, allowing him to soak up my knowledge like a sponge, I believe that he will be our starting QB when I'm ready to retire in 2015.

2015. Is it fate?

[NattyLight]

Funniest member of Extremeskins. No question about it. Thank you for this, after a rough season this is a perfect way to really laugh my ass off. Keep it up, but keep it funny!

[skinsfan23]

Just an idea...but if the Redskins faithful would like to donate a few Chuck Norris like internet sayings that pertain to TC....I can publish a blog with them...suggestions would be appreciated

got these from a chuck norris youtube video, and corrected them by replacing chuck's name with your's...

When Todd Collins does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down...

Todd Collins once shot down a German Fighter plane with his finger by yelling "Bang!".

In fine print on the last page of The Guiness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by Todd Collins, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

[Passizle]

Funniest member of Extremeskins. No question about it. Thank you for this, after a rough season this is a perfect way to really laugh my ass off. Keep it up, but keep it funny!

IDK. Pittman4two is really funny too... but sadly, he has been very quiet this season.

[Passizle]

Hey TC, is it true, that when you throw a pass, that the ball does not actually go through the air... but instead, you make the whole earth move towards the ball?

[dockeryfan]

I thought you were an imposter at first, but I really do think this is you.

I'll be in NJ watching you this Sun. Buy Stephon a big steak dinner after the game.

[dockeryfan]

Just an idea...but if the Redskins faithful would like to donate a few Chuck Norris like internet sayings that pertain to TC....I can publish a blog with them...suggestions would be appreciated

Todd Collins' tears cure cancer....the only problem is he never cries.

[elkabong82]

Todd Collins doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

Todd Collins doesn't read his playbook, he stares at it until it surrenders its knowledge.

Todd Collins once traveled back in time. Well, not really. He dressed up as a knight and everyone else just followed suit.

The Todd giveth, and the Todd taketh away.

On the first day, God created Todd Collins and let him take over.

[chaaarmndr]

this **** is too funny. Ive been an active reader of the blog since the beginning of the season. go TC#15!!!!

[DGreenistheBest]

If a QB throws a game winning bomb, its called a Hail Mary. If Mary were to throw a game winning bomb, she would call it a Hail Todd.

[CandaceM23]

How have I not seen this blog before?

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