When Reed Doughty calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Reed Doughty once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Reed Doughty likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
There are no races, only countries of people Reed Doughty has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Reed Doughty can’t finish a “color by numbers” because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
When Reed Doughty falls in water, Reed Doughty doesn’t get wet. Water gets Reed Doughty.
Reed Doughty's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
When Reed Doughty has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.