Reed Doughty commands you to reed this thread!!!

[STBonecrusher21]

When Reed Doughty calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Reed Doughty once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Reed Doughty likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

There are no races, only countries of people Reed Doughty has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Reed Doughty can’t finish a “color by numbers” because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

When Reed Doughty falls in water, Reed Doughty doesn’t get wet. Water gets Reed Doughty.

Reed Doughty's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

When Reed Doughty has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

['Skins12th]

...it's time for your medication, dear!

[Redskins4ever]

Reed Doughty will be a very good player. He's good now, but his game will improve. I see a lot of Pat Fisher and Curtis Jordan in him.

[Peregrine]

lol good stuff. "he's a good teammate so he lets them pretend to help"

[Park City Skins]

Reed Doughty? Well hell, that's the guy who...and he plays......and he....




Okay. Who the hell is he?

[AlmightySkins!]

must have been reading the TC blog

[chief_redskin_fan]

THe Role Player ....

Ozzie Skins fan!?!! That's alright by me! What part of Oz, might I ask?

[skins4eva]

IM IN UR THREDZ REEDNG UR MINDZ

[dinzelwashington]

opposing teams see that 21 on our jerseys. they will see fear.. the fear sean taylor brought. i hope we wear that 21 on our jerseys forever...

[cphil006]

Reed Doughty once ate a 72 oz. ribeye in under one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress...

[JaimeDeCurry]

When Reed Doughty drinks beer, he doesn't get drunk. The beer gets Reed Doughty'd.

[#21Taylor4Ever]

Im almost sold on us not needing to draft a safety to replace Doughty.

[Teller]

Sorry hog...didn't mean to turn your awesome, light-hearted thread into a pissing match. I will back away...

You dat man, jrock. I appreciate your defense of the football god incarnate that is Mr. Doughty. You are spared his mighty wrath.

[fosters14]

too funny thanks, for the laughs..

p.s.-hope Reed doesn't get through the women too quick! I'm sceeaaardddd. Do you suppose he'd have mercy on Skins fans?

[Teller]

It's a little known fact that freight trains in the yard talk amongst each other about hitting like Reed Doughty.

Bigfoot lays awake at night, praying that Reed Doughty doesn't really exist.

Chuck Norris once confronted Reed Doughty about his toughness. That's why Walker: Texas Ranger, and the Home Gym commercials are all re-runs.

Reed Doughty once got scared. He walked past a mirror.