ExtremeSkins FF Dynasty League

[Hitman21ST]

It has gotten way too friendly in here recently; you all are losing your edge. I'm proud to say that I got through my half marathon last weekend mostly by visualizing curb-stomping each of you, then drinking your blood and tears to gain any powers you might have that are superior to my own. I then discovered these actions were futile as none of you have anything superior to me, but the stomping and tear drinking was still fun.

Say hello to each of your mothers for me; as they were leaning over your prone, lifeless forms, I snuck up behind them and slipped them the business where they never let your fathers put it, because none of your fathers were manly enough to demand 5th base. Even after that, I still felt like I hadn't embarrassed your family for enough generations, so I made each of your mothers perform ass to mouth and then promise to tell the story to their grandkids on their deathbeds; the story being that they secretly enjoyed it.

So that's that. In the year 2300-whatever, your great-great-great-great (however many) grandkids will tell the story of how their great-great (however many) grandmother had the pleasure of letting Forehead, "The Man", ram them in the ass and then cleaned it off for him. Enjoy kissing each of your mom's goodnight now, or even looking at them the same again.

Bitches.

Only a half marathon?

That's a nice little ***** way of saying you couldn't handle anything that us real runners do. I ran a half marathon while I was letting your mom suck me off, then I finished the last half. Only reason she didn't stay was she had to attend her "My Son's a ***** Anonymous" group.

[Forehead]

Only a half marathon?

That's a nice little ***** way of saying you couldn't handle anything that us real runners do. I ran a half marathon while I was letting your mom suck me off, then I finished the last half. Only reason she didn't stay was she had to attend her "My Son's a ***** Anonymous" group.

I would consider this weak for a few reasons. One, not nearly the length or graphicness of my post; your effort appears lacking. Two, we have an active running thread in the Tailgate, to which you have never contributed. Unlike Fancy, who incidentally, is the only person in this league I have a modicum of respect for, if you define respect as using his head as a resting pad for my enormous testicles. Since you have never contributed to that thread, one can surmise that you in fact are not a runner, nor have you ever run a marathon, otherwise you would have spoken of this accomplishment. Thus, the only way for you to prove your tale is to say what marathon you ran, what your time was, show us your name and results. And you don't want me learning your name....

[Drop]

i just ate a granola bar, **** both of you

[ChrisCooleyFunkFactory]

lol, thanks for the tips Pho! My only regret about bringing it up is now Conn will see this and soak up the strategy. lol

Hey Pho, just a quick reminder...and actually this is for the entire league. But Pho i'll need you to add this stuff into the rules when you get a chance. Remember gentlemen, we officialy voted to make our Rookie Draft begin 24 hours after the completion of the real NFL draft annually. And we also voted for annually opening up FA on July 1st.

That being said....keep in mind that free agency opens July 1st. So start thinking about who you're gonna be bidding on. Also remember, we have our blind bid money to use between July 1st and the beginning of the regular season, we use waivers after the season starts.

I believe the best way to do open FA is to keep players locked so that players are only added through waivers every Wednesday. The first Wednesday after July 1st should be the first time claims are allowed to be processed. Obviously, players could be claimed now but they would be reversed. So, the earliest effective time a claim can be placed would be the Wednesday preceding July 1st.

[ConnSKINS26]

We're measuring manliness on the basis of marathon running now?

What kind of ****ed up, backwards, fairy ass place have I been transported to?




(note: begrudging respect must be paid to Pho for that rant, though. A sick part of myself wishes he verbally **** on the league more often.)

[ConnSKINS26]

Whatcha thinking Hitman? PM me if you wanna get in-depth.

[Drop]

I believe the best way to do open FA is to keep players locked so that players are only added through waivers every Wednesday. The first Wednesday after July 1st should be the first time claims are allowed to be processed. Obviously, players could be claimed now but they would be reversed. So, the earliest effective time a claim can be placed would be the Wednesday preceding July 1st.

I haven't looked at the dates, but is there some conflict with the bidding beginning on July 1st? Otherwise I guess i'm not following you.

[ChrisCooleyFunkFactory]

I haven't looked at the dates, but is there some conflict with the bidding beginning on July 1st? Otherwise I guess i'm not following you.

If fleaflicker is processing the waivers, our only options are Wednesday-Saturday. We could do saturday the 30th, but in the interest of consistency, i think we should open it the first wednesday following July 1st, which in this case, is July 4th. In reality, it just means you can start making claims on June 27th.

This is because I think players should be locked every week and only added to teams by claims on waiver players, (players never become free agents so they cant just be added). This makes the FA process during the offseason more fair to those of us who dont sit around and read the internet hacks all day (and i do), which are the major modifier of value during the offseason. I cant remember if this is the way we do it in this league but I dont see it in the rules. As far as regularity, I think because claims are processed on Wednesday during the regular season (and preseason), I think claims should be processed on Wednesdays during the offseason as well.

[MattFancy]

Drop, how hard would it be to put our league on myfantasyleague? Its automatically better than FF since I can get on it at work.

[GOSKN5]

i like MFL too, but I think there are fees for a league...

[Drop]

There are fees like go said. I would infinentley prefer mfl....but we'd have to pay league dues....i cant see us paying league dues without making,this a pay league with some incentives.

[GOSKN5]

I agree with drip.... i mean dip... i mean Drop...

I would rather MFL as well, but we would either have to all anty up a little each year for fees.... not sure we wanna go that direction or not....

[ConnSKINS26]

There have been brief discussions in the past about making this a pay league with a small buy-in and payouts. I'm for it.

Its a tough thing to pass when a league is 5 years in, though. Because you can't really do it with a conscience unless every single team agrees.

And there are always going to be guys with bad teams 5 years in that are rebuilding, and that's just an inherent reason to be biased and not want to pay into a pot you've got no shot at for a couple more years. The decision shouldn't be made based on those reasons, but its tough to ignore if your team sucks. You're giving away money at that point for a while.

For instance, can you imagine paying league dues if you had a roster like Pho's? God.

[Drop]

Im on board, lets explore making this a pay league the second this season ends.

[GOSKN5]

I would be in for a pay league as well under these two condtions:

-no more than $20 or so bucks... I have a 3 year old and another child due in about 2 months... my money is so tight right now and getting tighter, I have to hide change from my wife!!!
-I would only be ok with it if 100% of the othe owners were as well, I dont think we should switch to a pay league at the cost of losing any of the current owners... if they leave for another reason and we replace with someone willing to pay thats fine... but I dont want the switch to pay league to run anyone off....

thats my two cents (that I am hiding from my wife).....