
Originally Posted by
ChrisCooleyFunkFactory
I really like this time of year because I can focus on the good news coming out of camp and ignore the bad for my developmental players. They can't do wrong in the offseason for me. Like a mother naive of her child's shortcomings, I usually push my chest out a little bit this time each year and it doesn't hurt that I have one of the youngest teams in the league.
This year, however, it's for real. Every time I check rotoworld for player news there's something good about one of my young guys. My roster is so stocked I don't know what to do with myself. It seems like most guys I cut get picked up. I feel like my team is on the end of a spectrum, and it's becoming kinda uncomfortable.
Is there a term for fantasy idolitry? I think I'm obsessed. Is it possible to get your dynasty squad listed on your tombstone? Do u think it might help me to get into heaven?
If the regular season doesn't start soon I might just have to make some trades and blow this thing up for want of F-ing with ****, consistent with F-ing with **** syndrome which I think comes right after my current condition of induced idolitry. I've drafted almost everyone on my team, I love my young bench, I have 9 picks next year, 3 in first round, and I'm the reigning champ... should also add that I haven't been going to the gym much, kinda got dissed by this chick I like, studying isnt going well, so that probably has something do with it, but those are just details.
So are there any support groups you know of for guys like me? I envision a chat room where we go in a circle complimenting our own players, feign trade interest only to balk at how low others value your future studs, and then talk about all the marathons and **** that we're gonna do but don't.