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[GOSKN5]

thanks for the congrats... i have a 3 year old already... so yea life is about to get crazier...

im ready for camps to open tho... i have several fantasy feeds etc that i get on my phone so, im stayin up on the info...

[twenty-eight]

I'm not getting involved in this. Not even really reading the posts on the last page. I simply don't care. I had 10? open roster spots

Drop, sorry about your ex man. That's just not right. Hopefully that's not the norm/the case in the future

[RiggosMohawk]

I'm in favor of the rules change for next season also, and I don't think we need extra roster spots to facilitate this. The NFL follows this exact same stipulation now, and you actually have 45 spots to play with - unless I'm not reading things correctly, you can put your newly drafted rookies into your PS slots (which were emptied at the end of the year), at least for a few weeks until the preseason starts.


Drop
Fancy
Trizz
GO
Riggo

[Drop]

TDR, Pho, B&G, Hitman....i'm gonna ask you guys to please chime in on this discussion and cast your vote....being that we don't have an official vote from Conn or 28, your votes matter and could help be the deciding factor in an opinion or two.

thanks guys, appreciate it.

[Forehead]

Holy ****, there's more drama going on in here than those garbage TV shows my wife watches, Mob Wives or something. Matt flashed the Pho signal, so here I am. ****s about to get real up in this *****. (Also, the PM from Drop asking me to weigh in helped)

***Serious stuff first***

Drop the **** with your ex sucks, based on the post date I'm hoping you get to see your kid soon. It always boggles my mind how separated parents can't put their stuff aside for the sake of their kids; I hope yours comes around.Congrats to those of you experiencing parenthood for the first or second times. My two year old is blabbering away and is a ton of fun, the six month old I'm teaching to be a man, though he's pissing me off with the constant night waking.

As far the league business go, I'm in favor of adding rookies to the teams when they're drafted. Keep in mind that I was in the minority on a previous vote in that I was firmly against adding a 4th round to the draft, so adding more roster spots is not a preference of mine.The appeal of this league when it was started was keeping the same players each year, weighing contributions vs. age, etc. It was meant to be more complicated/challenging than a standard Yahoo league; it was not meant to be a second job. Regardless of how much certain people may value their rosters (I'm as bad as anyone about this), there is no way anyone has 40+ uncuttable players on their team. The NFL may have expanded their rosters recently, but they still have a finite number of spaces. I'm not in favor of expanding in the slightest...either make room for the people you drafted, or state that they're available to others, or stop accumulating so many draft picks and package them for other picks/players.

Hell, when this league started, I had Peyton Manning, Calvin Johnson, Vincent Jackson, etc. I didn't like the way my team was going and made the decision to trade my big guns away for picks and younger players. I knew it would be a tough few years. I've had to cut people I didn't want to (Celek) to make room for many of these guys because I was taking a lot of fliers. Sometimes decisions are tough, but I see very little reason to get this twisted over the 8th WR or 6th RB on your roster, because that's really what we're arguing about here.

***End Serious Talk, Begin "Standard" Pho Post***

Holy ****ing ****, what did I stumble into? At first, I thought I was in college again...I enter a room and every pair of panties worn by the women therein is moist. Then I realized it wasn't nubile college women ready for the gift, nay the reward, of my sex, but a bunch of you getting your **** in a wad over some ****ing fantasy football rules. Bunch of wet-pantied women in here, and no offense, but I'm not interested in any one of you.

CCFF, you sit there at your computer with your "Did you read my post, answer my post" and your sniveling little attitude. I'll tell you what...I didn't read your posts, I skimmed them and got the general idea of what your tits were twisted over. You know why I didn't honor your posts with a full read? Because you touched on one of my biggest pet peeves, really one that I have since texting became mainstream; your use of "u" as a word. Jesus Christ man, it's two extra letters, two tiny little letters that make the difference between you being literate, or coming off as a knuckle dragging mouth breather who just ****ed up my sandwich order. If it were legal to rap someone over the skull with a footlong for being stupid, I'd have smacked you twice. Once with the whole wheat sandwich, the second time....let's just say the second time would have been 100% white.

But this post isn't just about you, we have plenty more targets. I don't know much yet about Hitman or RiggosMohawk (RM for now), other than Hitman never shuts up in the Stadium and RM is older than dirt in league terms. I'm sure Riggo would respond in kind if he could figure out how this damn Internet works, but he's too busy raving to his friends about that new Space Invaders game that came out, or being disappointed that the male soda jerker at his local drugstore doesn't in fact offer to jerk him off with the purchase of a soda.As for Hitman, your parents weren't big on the "seen and not heard" thing, were they? There are two schools of thought on this, if I was your father. On the one hand, I could just beat you unmerciful for not shutting up, which would be pleasurable to me...and you would call me daddy. On the other hand, perhaps hearing you is better, if I had to look at you on a regular basis, I would be overcome with a crippling urge to vomit. Hopefully there would be a canvas nearby so I could submit my stomach contents to the modern art museum. It would be titled, "Hitman never looked better." I'd ask if you even have a job as often as you post, but saying something like that would indict Conn as well, and we wouldn't want that, now would we?

Yes, yes we would. Let me tell you two noobs something, there's an unfortunate undercurrent in this league among some of our members, Conn among them. TDR is another one, as evidenced by that pink shirt he's sporting on his Facebook page. Trizz is the third. You know what that undercurrent is? Male erotica. Those three get together for their "parties"....TDR in his fancy pink shirt, Conn with his wide open mouth, Trizz with his limp wristed, shrill falsetto voice. In what could be considered a coincidence (I think not), I've been told that all three of them always leave these parties walking bowlegged, blood trickling down their legs, smelling faintly of each others bodily fluids. I have it on good authority (as I would never be caught dead there personally) that the last time they got together, they played a game called Milk, Mayo, Cum, in which each of them smeared their upper lips with a white substance while the others guessed what each person had?

My question to Riggo and Hitman...can you guess who had what substance?If you said Conn - Milk, Trizz - Mayo, TDR - Cum, you would be completely ****ing wrong, like everything else the two of you have ever done in your miserable lives. The correct answer is that all three of them had cum, of course. Try to watch your *******s around those three. I wouldn't want to see you converted in a messy fashion the way B&G was last summer. They found out he went to Longwood and got really excited, and he happily accepted their invitation. (We'll ignore the fact that I went to the same college, I told them to **** off when they spoke to me, and then ran them over with my car for being presumptuous. Also, I got a Masters degree at Marymount, which totally sounds like chick-banging, so it cancels out.)

Welcome to the league noobs.









P.S. MattFancy....he's just an *******.

[MattFancy]

Lol I'm dying laughing over here. Well played!

[Forehead]

Yeah, that wasn't a bad job at all. There are different levels assigned to great posts. They can be merely great, sometimes epic, sometimes legendary. I have no idea which of those comes before the other, but I do know this. I am not Facebook friends with these clowns, but people I know are. I briefly considered vaulting that post to legendary status by stealing pictures off their Facebook pages, drawing dicks on them in MS Paint, and re-posting them here. Conn especially has a perfect one posted where his mouth is wide open like a braying jackass, and CCFF has one where he's facepainted like a dog or something; that picture might not have needed improvement. TDR's pink shirt would have written it's own joke.

Anyway, I decided against it, that would have been going too far even for my faux anger.

[MattFancy]

Either way you never disappoint!

[Hitman21ST]

Nah, I don't think we need to add any roster spots for rookies.

[MattFancy]

So that gives us 7 in favor of adding rookies after the draft and not expanding rosters

Drop
Fancy
Trizz
GO
Riggo
Pho
Hitman

[twenty-eight]

I need to start paying attention to the NFL . . . still obsessed with baseball. Really why i haven't been around (I usually am in the offseason)

I obliviously don't give a **** ... I Lets just move this along.

So that gives us 7 in favor of adding rookies after the draft and not expanding rosters

Drop
Fancy
Trizz
GO
Riggo
Pho
Hitman
28

---------- Post added July-17th-2012 at 12:12 PM ----------

I don't read many long posts....none of you having anything interesting to sAY

Hang in there colin. I'm still your friend, guy. All these guys feel the same way your real friends do about you. They don't get to see the positives of your personality though. Haha.

---------- Post added July-17th-2012 at 12:13 PM ----------

I don't read many long posts....none of you having anything interesting to sAY

Hang in there colin. I'm still your friend, guy. All these guys feel the same way your real friends do about you. They don't get to see the positives of your personality though. Haha.

[the burgundy and gold]

Got your 8th right here.

Drop
Fancy
Trizz
GO
Riggo
Pho
Hitman
B&G

[MattFancy]

I need to start paying attention to the NFL . . . still obsessed with baseball. Really why i haven't been around (I usually am in the offseason)

I obliviously don't give a **** ... I Lets just move this along.

I think our O's are just about done


And with b&g's vote, that gives us 9. So it passes.

[Drop]

lol, AWESOME post by Pho. That had me laughing hard. Thank you good sir.

28, B&G, and Hitman, i appreciate the speedy responses. And yes, the complete list of 9 reads like this,

Drop
Fancy
Trizz
GO
Riggo
Pho
Hitman
28
B&G


So that passes. I'll make a note of this, I'll have Pho enter some changes to the wording of the rules after I look over it all, and from now on when we draft, we add our rookies as we go along. Thank you gentleman, finally this pain in the ass is done with.

CCFF, I want you to know I think you did a good job of presenting your point with reason and clarity. I just don't agree with the way we've had the rules written, and practiced something completely different. Nothing personal, i just felt that this was the second year of this being a pain in the ass, so it was time to bring it up. No hard feelings, **** all the BS, I hope this doesn't make you feel anything towards the league here or any of our members, myself included.

Now let's move on to other business such as exactly where has TDR's mom been lately?

[Forehead]

By the way, if anyone cares, and I know you do, I just took a massive **** in the office bathroom, the kind that gets its own TV series. Not content to just flush it away, I instead acquired a long wooden skewer and a name tag, wrote GOSKN5 on it, attached the name tag to the end of the skewer, and secured the other end in the man log. I then invited his mother to view my creation. She said it was an improvement over the real thing.

Afterwards I kicked her ass out, because this is supposed to be a secure facility.