Exact thought I had when I read the post about the "true" account of events...Originally Posted by KNGwithOUTaCrwN
...would I rather be known as the guy who severed tendons while farting around wrestling with a buddy?
...or would I rather be known as the guy who slipped on a McDonald's bag and put my arm through a TV?
Hmmmm....tough choice, but I think the "truth" sounds much better...
...now maybe the "true" account is he was wrestling with his 7 year old niece and she tossed his ass around, and he's embarrassed by that...THEN in that case I can see the McDonald's thing...but otherwise it makes no sense to lie.