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[SkinsNut73]

what a dumb-a.....lying about the fact you were wrestling?! hey, imo, wrestling is a better excuse than being a klutz....anybody else think the same way???

Exact thought I had when I read the post about the "true" account of events...

...would I rather be known as the guy who severed tendons while farting around wrestling with a buddy?

...or would I rather be known as the guy who slipped on a McDonald's bag and put my arm through a TV?

Hmmmm....tough choice, but I think the "truth" sounds much better...


...now maybe the "true" account is he was wrestling with his 7 year old niece and she tossed his ass around, and he's embarrassed by that...THEN in that case I can see the McDonald's thing...but otherwise it makes no sense to lie.

[stoshuaj]

I think you're the first person I've ever known that played soccer and wrestling in high school. That's got to be the weirdest combo ever.

yeah, our school routinely beat the larger schools in soccer b/c that was our "marquee" sport. For everyone else, soccer was the 2nd tier sport, for us, anybody that might have played football, had to play soocer which gave us an advantage.

I also tried baseball. I had a good arm I guess but when I cut it loose, who the hell knew where it was going to end up. I tried catcher, 3rd base,tried pitching one day and hit the max you're allowed to hit in one inning...Final straw, RF. Since we didn't have fences on the field, how much damage could I do out there? So I'm sitting out there minding my own damn business, and some kid went for third on a real shallow hit. I guess I got the big eyes b/c I knew I had his ass. Needless to say, the throw cleared the fence, through a stand of trees, across the road and up onto some old lady's front porch. I was damn near in the infield on the follow through and I heard the pain in the ass coach bitching. My car was parked on the road, so without breaking stride I just kept on going, got in my car and left...that was my baseball career.

[Touchdown Redskins]

Exact thought I had when I read the post about the "true" account of events...

...would I rather be known as the guy who severed tendons while farting around wrestling with a buddy?

...or would I rather be known as the guy who slipped on a McDonald's bag and put my arm through a TV?

Hmmmm....tough choice, but I think the "truth" sounds much better...


...now maybe the "true" account is he was wrestling with his 7 year old niece and she tossed his ass around, and he's embarrassed by that...THEN in that case I can see the McDonald's thing...but otherwise it makes no sense to lie.

Thing I'm wondering is this: why did he specifically say a McDonald's bag? Are McDonald's bags universally recognized as being slippery? Is it common knowledge that Brandon Marshall loves McDonald's (thus the logic behind there being a McDonald's bag on the floor)? Did he get the Quarter Pounder with Cheese? Was it worth it? Was the bag really old? Is Brandon Marshall a messy guy?

All these could have been avoided if he had just said it was a regular bag.

[Forehead]

Thing I'm wondering is this: why did he specifically say a McDonald's bag? Are McDonald's bags universally recognized as being slippery? Is it common knowledge that Brandon Marshall loves McDonald's (thus the logic behind there being a McDonald's bag on the floor)? Did he get the Quarter Pounder with Cheese? Was it worth it? Was the bag really old? Is Brandon Marshall a messy guy?

All these could have been avoided if he had just said it was a regular bag.

He was looking for a sponsorship deal out of the whole thing.

[Touchdown Redskins]

He was looking for a sponsorship deal out of the whole thing.

McDonald's: You'll fall for it...and sever critical arteries, tendons, and nerves.

[SkinsNut73]

...well, if Drop would like to replace Marshall, I'd be glad to give him Keary Colbert in exchange for Mario Williams

My sources tell me that Keary only eats at Taco Bell. Their bags are not slippery. And Keary is generally good at housekeeping...you will not see an empty bag laying on the floor in front of his TV.

Think about it Drop....Colbert's price only goes up from here...

[kuraitengai]

...well, if Drop would like to replace Marshall, I'd be glad to give him Keary Colbert in exchange for Mario Williams

My sources tell me that Keary only eats at Taco Bell. Their bags are not slippery. And Keary is generally good at housekeeping...you will not see an empty bag laying on the floor in front of his TV.

Think about it Drop....Colbert's price only goes up from here...

shrewd businessman...

[the burgundy and gold]

sup fellas, i'm bored in school. Anyone have anything interesting to discuss or share?

[Touchdown Redskins]

Yo B&G, was that actually a picture from your spring break, or did you just use google images?

[the burgundy and gold]

google images...

[the burgundy and gold]

btw todays my birthday everyone, the big 1 8.

[SkinsNut73]

Happy Birthday B&G!!!

[Drop]

What an idiot. I hope the guy's arm is fine because he's my #1 wide receiver and all....but seriously.

Could the reason he made up such a ridiculous lie, be because of a clause in his contract about not doing specific types of physical activities that could conrtribute to an injury? That's about the ONLY reason i can see him making up something so ridiculous.

and Skinsnut, lol thanks for the offer but i'll take my chances with moron i drafted.

oh and happy birthday b&g. you're young as hell. enjoy it.

[Forehead]

btw todays my birthday everyone, the big 1 8.

Yeah man, I'd kill to be back in the high school years again. The complete lack of responsibility for anything...how I miss it. You have a great four years ahead of you though. (five if you plan it right) Might I suggest you look into colleges that either have a favorable (at least 60/40) ratio or are near all female schools?

Yours in vicarious living

Phoward12

[Touchdown Redskins]

Happy bday B&G. Go to Penn State, you'll never regret it.