You're welcome, douchebag, now shut up. And B&G...how the hell is your team even remotely better than mine? I can't fathom how you enjoyed any kind of success with that roster. Regardless of whether I had a starting QB or not, the right team won. Now on to business...
Can I believe what I'm reading? Are you two ****ing kidding me? The only way this could have been more ridiculous/insulting is if CCFF had written it. You both need to step back for a minute and shut the **** up. But since you both decided to fire off, let me walk you through a few things.
1. My QB situation. Schaub, goes on IR for the year a few weeks ago. Curtis Painter, desperation pickup as he's the only starter on the FA list at the time. Replaced by Orlovsky, who I pick up. I leave Freeman in because, you know, it's Dan ****ing Orlovsky who hasn't played in how many seasons, and has never won a game, and is starting for the ****ing Colts?!? And I'm supposed to plug him in over my young gun who has
never missed a game in his entire career? Yeah, I'll pass on that.
2. My level of participation, I think is obvious by the fact that I drop in here occasionally to put you sackless ****s in your place, but Fleaflicker has a handy tool called a Transaction Log, which you can sort by team. If you had done so, you would have seen 15-20 moves I've made over the past two months to either fill in for byes or attempt to make minor improvements. Including having a current backup QB. It boggles my mind that it would be even whispered that I might be tanking, considering I traded away one of my first round picks in the upcoming draft. Not only that, I traded him to Drop, one of the people who decided to open his mouth for some reason other than putting a sandwich in it, which makes this accusation even stupider. At the time, I was 2-4 or 2-5, but had still somehow scored more points than the teams I had played, which means I either blew a few people out, or lost a bunch of close games. Hardly the mark of an uncompetitive team, so I traded for a starting running back who promptly got hurt a month later.
3. I won the game against B&G, even without a starting QB. Which says as much about his team as it does my keeping the roster updated.
4. Why didn't I plus in Orlovsky? Well let's just go over that. For starters, FleaFlicker still won't give me status updates. I hover over those little icons and all I get is a small white question mark, no note. This has been occuring for more than a month. So I'm not sure when Freeman was ruled out, but it wouldn't have mattered.
Friday night, my kid wakes up around 11:00 screaming bloody murder, because she vomited all over the place while asleep. (Something I put my hand in, in the dark, before I figured out what happened.) So into the tub she goes, into the laundry goes all her bedding, remake the bed etc.....except that cycle happened two more times...two more baths, two more laundry cycles. I didn't get to bed until 2:30.
Why does this matter? Because I had to get up at 6:00 a.m. Saturday to run a 15K race I had signed up for. Here's the link to the results, ****heads.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/ramracing/2...dc/15KOall.txt
What were you all doing on Saturday? Sitting around on your fat asses eating chips and watching football? And after running damn near 10 miles, what do I do? Come back home and spend the rest of the day cleaning our house and rearranging furniture because, oh that's right, my wife is 8-1/2 months pregnant with our second kid and we're trying to prepare for that arrival. To top it off, I get an e-mail from Jumbo asking me to handle one of those official threads in the Stadium which takes up a portion of my Sunday morning since I spent more time on it than I was supposed to, apparently.
Keep your ****ing opinions about my participation and roster to yourselves until you know what's going on. Oh, some of you have been exchanging PM's about the participation level in this league, whispering like little girls to each other? Fine, keep it up, I'll post publicly like a man. No one in this league has sunk to a Chuong or King level, least of all me, who has been actively fighting each week with what ammunition I still have left.
So to recap, **** all of you, except Matt, I've decided he's fine, and CCFF, for shockingly being one of the only people who hasn't annoyed me at this juncture. The only "tank" that should be associated with me is the one I wish I owned, so I could drive it over your cars with you in them.