Naked People Run Amok

[China]

Naked motorist in Levy charged with DUI

Deputies said they had to use a Taser to deal with a drunk, naked man who was first seen driving north in the southbound lanes of U.S. 19 in Levy County.

The man was later found to have a blood alcohol content at more than four times the legal limit, deputies said.

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[Goingforburgundy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=pY4gJoKwtAQ

NSFW!!! Watch it while you can

[China]

Naked man startles woman delivering newspapers in Easton

EASTON -- A female newspaper delivery worker was startled Tuesday morning by an unidentified naked man, who police said jumped in front of her on Morningside Drive as she delivered papers.

Police said the incident happened around 5:30 a.m. The man "began yelling obscenitities while touching himself in an obscene manner," police said.

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[Destructis]

This thread promises so much but delivers so little. Why can't hot chicks be the ones getting naked....with pics.

Oh well, at least we have phone hackers out there putting pictures of stars on the interwebz

[China]

A two-fer:

Naked Jersey City man arrested for attacking man with meat cleaver

A naked, meat cleaver-wielding man was arrested Friday morning after he streaked by a police officer while chasing another man, police said.

Dirk A Baezner, 45, of Kensington Avenue in Jersey City, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, possession of a weapon for unlawful purposes and unlawful possession of a weapon, police reports said.

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Naked man harassing hikers in Mill Creek Canyon

A naked man made his fifth appearance this year in Mill Creek Canyon on Sunday morning, when he exposed himself to a woman on the Burch Hollow Trail.

The woman was running the trail about 11 a.m. when the man stood up from behind a bush, exposing himself, said Unified Police Department spokesman Justin Hoyal.

The man was wearing no clothing; his feet were obscured by the bush, so the woman did not know whether he was wearing shoes.

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[China]

Oklahoma Man Gets Naked, Covers Himself In Cooking Oil, And Asks A Bunch Of Teenagers If They Want To Smoke Crack And Party With Him

CHICKASHA, Okla. – Police in Chickasha made a bizarre arrest after they got a call on a man who covered himself in cooking oil and then made suggestive proposals children. ”I’m living in a damn nuthouse,” a neighbor said.

There’s a little more to the story than that.

Neighbors have plenty to say about what happened at the apartment complex where they live, especially a recent episode involving a man upstairs known as “Boo Boo.”

“I was sitting there watching TV and I heard a little hollering,” a neighbor said. “So I opened the door and there were three police cars sitting outside.”

But a lot more happened before police got on scene.

“He was stark naked with cooking oil all over him,” a neighbor said.

Chickasha Police said they got a call about the neighbor on the second floor, 38-year-old Joseph Branom.

“The dispatch center received a call of a naked man making indecent proposals to juvenile females,” Chickasha Police Chief Lynn Williams said.

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Naked man gets noticed in Delaware clothing store

(CBS/KYW) CHRISTIANA, Del. - A man arrested in a Delaware clothing store didn't seem all that worried about his wardrobe.

Authorities say Darrell J. Coleman of Wilmington entered the Burlington Coat Factory near Newark, Del. about 11:20 Friday morning fully clothed. But then he allegedly stripped down and ran naked through the store, CBS affiliate KYW reported.

Coleman, police say, ignored requests by store employees asking him to leave.

Police say at one point an elusive, naked Coleman, 20, bumped into a 72-year-old female customer, slightly injuring her, KYW reported.

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[Predicto]

Finally, a good one!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/cri...ess-driver.cnn

[China]

Naked and drunk Moscow motorist crashes into 17 cars

MOSCOW Oct 30 (Reuters) - A naked and drunk motorist sped through central Moscow on Sunday, crashing into 17 cars before being stopped by police who chased him across a large part of the capital, state television said.

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[Dan T.]

Mebbe they rost his ruggage...

Naked Man Seen Wandering Dulles Airport
WASHINGTON - A naked man was wandering around Dulles International Airport Monday morning, an eyewitness tells WTOP.

Transportation sources confirm the incident occurred mid-morning. A photo of the man obtained by WTOP shows him wearing nothing more than shoes, socks and his glasses.

Airport spokeswoman Kimberly Gibbs says the man was walking around the main terminal and was not wearing clothing or underwear. Airport police took him into custody without incident and determined that he needed medical attention.






http://www.wtop.com/?nid=159&sid=2622789

[China]

Supermarket burglar found naked and covered in peanut butter and chocolate

He also spelled out 'Sorry' on the floor using NyQuil

A man was arrested after he broke into a Kentucky grocery store and was found with peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over his naked body.

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Police found peanut butter and chocolate covering his body, the supermarket floor, and the manager's office.

Apparently, Toothman had a moment of repentance during his random spree, he spelled out the word 'sorry' on the floor using the night-time flu suppressant NyQuill.

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[China]

Naked man atop downtown tower is apprehended by LAPD

A naked man on a downtown Los Angeles radio tower was taken into custody Wednesday night after officers climbed up it and convinced him to come down, police said.



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[China]

Naked Man Arrested After Fighting With Officers

SACRAMENTO (CBS13) – A man apparently high on methamphetamine entered a Sacramento welding shop and then fought with police officers before being arrested.

Sacramento police responded to a call at about 12:30 p.m. Saturday that a naked male Hispanic adult had entered a welding shop in the 1600 block of Juliesse Avenue and was rambling incoherently.

Shop owner Chris Johnson called police after escorting Jose Ayala, who asked for a job interview, out of his shop.

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MCSO: Naked home-invasion suspect shot by deputy near Lake Conroe

CONROE, Texas – A Montgomery County deputy shot a naked man at a home near Lake Conroe early Thursday morning after responding to the scene of a bizarre home invasion.

Deputies were called to the home in the April Sound subdivision of SH 105 around 4:30 a.m.

When they got there, deputies said the suspect – completely nude – came running out of the home with a gun.

Deputies said the suspect pointed the gun at them. After he ignored repeated commands to drop the weapon, one of the deputies opened fire, hitting the suspect in the shoulder.

The suspect, a 45-year-old man who also lives in the April Sound subdivision, was taken to the hospital in stable condition.

Investigators spoke with the elderly homeowner, who said he was awakened to someone banging on his front door just after 4 a.m.

The homeowner said when he opened the door, the suspect came in, ranting incoherently about snakes being after him.

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[China]

Woman Strips Naked at Denver Airport

The TSA had their hands full at Denver International Airport this morning ... when a woman stripped down naked in the middle of the terminal ... and TMZ has a photo of the bizarre incident.



Sources at the scene tell us ... the woman had been smoking a cigarette in a non-smoking area inside Concourse B around 8:45 AM ... with her clothes on ... when airport staffers asked her to put out her butt.

That's when the woman inexplicably took off all of her clothes ...

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Well, they did ask her to put out her butt...

[Koolblue13]

I love everything about nudity.