Naked People Run Amok

[China]

Randy Travis' nude arrest: Most embarrassing celeb DWI?

We'd be pretty darn embarrassed to be Randy Travis right now. The 53-year-old Grammy-winning country singer was charged with driving while intoxicated and threatening law officers after he crashed his Pontiac Trans Am while he was naked, according to The Associated Press. Did you catch that? The guy was driving around naked.

Travis' Trans Am reportedly veered off a roadway on Tuesday night near Tioga, a town about 60 miles north of Dallas, and struck several barricades in a construction zone.

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[China]

State police arrest naked man allegedly masturbating in his car

MILTON —

State police arrested a naked man who was allegedly masturbating in his car parked at "The Overlook" in the Blue Hills reservation in Milton Saturday evening.

State police said Trooper John McCarthy from the Milton State Police Barracks responded to Chickatawbut Road in the Blue Hills Reservation in Milton after a Good Samaritan reported a man naked inside his vehicle and masturbating at the area known as “The Overlook" at around 6:25 p.m.

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[China]

Woman faces charges for appearing naked at Jordan Valley Ice Park

A woman has been charged in a May incident where authorities say she stood on top of a maintenance building at Jordan Valley Ice Park, completely naked.

For the second time.

Samantha J. Edwards, 26, was charged in August in Greene County Circuit Court with second-degree sexual misconduct and second-degree property damage, which are misdemeanor charges.



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[China]

Two people caught having sex in parking lot

TRAVERSE CITY -- Two people spent time in jail after they were caught completely naked and having sex behind a busy restaurant in Traverse City.

Police were called to the 100 block of South Union Street around 2:30am Sunday after an employee at the House of Doggs heard a woman screaming. Another employee checked outside the building and saw a man and woman having sex in the parking lot.

When officers arrived they found the 19-year-old Traverse City man and a 22-year-old Traverse City woman still completely naked and still engaged in sexual intercourse in the parking lot.

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[China]

Report: Naked man with laptop found on bench at beach

Thomas Edwin March IV, 51, was found naked on a bench at Bunche Beach, according to deputies, reports The News-Press in Fort Myers.

March reportedly had a laptop, a pair of 3D glasses, 3 20-ounce cans of Ice House beer and a smashed cheeseburger.

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[Ned Flanders]

Report: Naked man with laptop found on bench at beach

Thomas Edwin March IV, 51, was found naked on a bench at Bunche Beach, according to deputies, reports The News-Press in Fort Myers.

March reportedly had a laptop, a pair of 3D glasses, 3 20-ounce cans of Ice House beer and a smashed cheeseburger.

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[China]

Nude running, camera caper in Vero Beach sends man to slammer

A Wabasso man who ran naked around a condominium pool was arrested after being linked to damaged video cameras, according to a recently released affidavit.

Gregory Zimmerman, 21, was recorded on video Sept. 13 on the Fairways condos pool deck in Vero Beach. He was with a male friend and both looked to be drinking.

"After running around the pool deck nude together, the defendant's friend ... noticed the video cameras hanging from the wall that were recording the two of them," an affidavit states.

It wasn't immediately clear why the dudes were nude.

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[NAZology]

Michigan State Math Professor Strips naked

http://hypervocal.com/news/2012/msu-prof-naked-arrest/

Classic

[China]

My alma mater, and I missed the story. Looks like he was only there for the last couple of years I was in school there, so I never had him as a prof.

[pjfootballer]

Woman faces charges for appearing naked at Jordan Valley Ice Park

A woman has been charged in a May incident where authorities say she stood on top of a maintenance building at Jordan Valley Ice Park, completely naked.

For the second time.

Samantha J. Edwards, 26, was charged in August in Greene County Circuit Court with second-degree sexual misconduct and second-degree property damage, which are misdemeanor charges.

http://cmsimg.news-leader.com/apps/p...alley-Ice-Park

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She sounds like she's crazy, but I wouldn't mind seeing her nekkid!!

[China]

Lawyer: Bad Medicine Led Family To Strip Naked Outside Upper Darby High

MEDIA, Pa. (AP) — The attorney for a woman who stripped naked with three of her children outside a suburban Philadelphia high school says an adverse medical reaction triggered the psychotic episode.

According to the Delaware County Daily Times, Sara Butler’s lawyer says contradictory medications for lupus led the 44-year-old mother to think the world was ending.

Butler drove to Upper Darby High School in March with two adult children and a teenage son. She wanted to pick up another child, but the student wasn’t released because Butler was not the custodial parent.

Police say family members then shed their clothes in the parking lot and chanted religious phrases.

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[mcsluggo]

Good love is like bad medicine.... (and bad medicine is like bad 1980s cheesemetal)

but that has to be some spectacularly good bad medicine that the mother took, to cause the WHOLE FAMILY to mistakenly get naked and find religion.

[frostyj]

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Undeterred by jail time, 'The Naked Rambler' is back on the trail



Stephen Gough makes his way south through Peebles in the Scottish Borders, on Oct. 6, following his release the day before from Saughton Prison. The rambler has 18 convictions and has been in and out of prison since 2006 for offenses ranging from not wearing clothes in front of the sheriff, breach of the peace and contempt of court.

Known as 'The Naked Rambler,' has spent more than six years in Scottish prisons for refusing to put his clothes on. He was released from prison Friday after serving his latest sentence for public nudity. He has twice traversed the island of Great Britain wearing only boots, socks, a backpack and sometimes a hat.



SFW pics at link

[China]

Police: Naked grandma who offered police sexual favors arrested on child neglect charges

INDIANAPOLIS - A woman caring for her two-year-old granddaughter was arrested on child neglect charges Tuesday after offering sexual favors to police responding to a welfare check, police said.

Police were called to the 6200 block of West Washington Street after getting a call about a toddler possibly in the care of an intoxicated adult.

When officers arrived at the address, police said the woman began cursing and screaming at the officers through a locked door.

After making entry into the residence, police said they found a nude woman, Jacqueline Burse, 53, and the crying toddler, also naked, on the bed.



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[mcsluggo]

and the 53 year old naked screaming grandmother was the child's best option for care (i assume, by the fact that she was the one "providing")

some kids just start with such a huge leg up over the rest of us poor schlobs.