Naked People Run Amok

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Naked woman shocks passengers

Commuters on the Vienna underground were stunned at the sight of a young woman passenger wearing bothing but a pair of boots.



Staff are now studying CCTV footage for a clue to the identity of the naked woman who travelled on the train for several stops before getting off.

Witnesses say she seemed unperturbed by her lack of clothing - despite the fact that many parts Austria had experienced heavy snow falls and the temperature in Vienna was close to freezing.

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Oh, and I bet they were studying that CCTV footage...

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Naked man says friends set him up in Stuart

A man sporting a hat but no clothes was arrested after telling a deputy his friends set him up, according to a recently released affidavit.

A Martin County Sheriff's deputy on Oct. 13 went to an address in the 4400 block of Southeast Commerce Avenue in Stuart and encountered "a naked white male wearing only a hat" in the parking lot.

The "naked white male wearing only a hat" was identified as 53-year-old David Allen Parlier.

"I noticed he had defecated on himself," a deputy wrote in Parlier's arrest affidavit.

A hat is a covering for the head that can be worn for decoration, protection, ceremonial or other reasons.


What a hat may look like

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Exclusive: Men saw naked woman shortly before she was killed

SPRING HILL --

More information is emerging about the woman who was killed by off-duty law enforcement officers in Hernando County Saturday afternoon.

The Hernando County Sheriff's Office said Hernando detective Rocky Howard, 31, and Tampa police officer William Mechler, 26, were off-duty and attending the gathering when the woman, who has been identified as Inga Marie Swanson, 42, showed up and approached them, acting irrationally.

Deputies said Swanson left, then returned with a weapon a short while later. That's when investigators said one or both of the officers opened fire, killing the woman.

Men encountered Swanson before shooting

Now two men who said they saw Swanson shortly before the deadly confrontation are coming forward, and they said they have photographs to prove it.

Exclusive cell phone pictures shows Swanson walking in a wooded area in Spring Hill. Al Eylward and Robert Collins said they ran into her shortly before she was shot Saturday.

"She was literally walking down the road straight at us," Collins said. "So, we pulled up alongside of her, and at that point I looked out the window and I asked her, I said, 'Are you alright?' And she said, 'Yeah, but I'm a little bit confused.'"

Collins said the woman then walked away into the wooded area, and they snapped the photos of her. They said they took the photos, thinking that no one would believe them without photographic evidence that they had seen the woman.



A short time later, while the men were looking at a home, they said Swanson walked inside with a cross in her hands.

"She held the cross up and made a circle like this and said, 'Antichrist, Antichrist, this meeting is over,'" Eylward said. "And as she did that she stopped, turned around and walked back."

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Naked woman shocks passengers

Staff are now studying CCTV footage for a clue to the identity of the naked woman who travelled on the train for several stops before getting off.

Well, apparently they did identify her:

A woman who astonished commuters by riding an underground train wearing just a pair of kinky boots in Austria has been unmasked.

Dozens of callers responded to a plea from transport chiefs in Vienna and identified the woman as 38-year-old woman called Eva who works for a sales company.

A nationwide hunt for her began last week when she got on to the Vienna U-Bahn near the Kardinal-Nagl-Platz station and stood naked in the middle of the carriage.

Smiling for commuters as they snapped away with their cameras and phones, she disappeared just as quickly a few stops later.

"She is a happy go lucky kind of person and likes to have fun. It was either a spontaneous idea or perhaps she lost a bet," one friend told local media.

"She is usually blond. It seems she dyed her hair for the occasion," they added.

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Naked clown accosts trucker at I-95 rest stop

SALISBURY -- Police say a nude man who works as a clown and child entertainer was arrested yesterday morning after jumping into a tractor-trailer truck at a Rowley rest stop off Interstate 95 and soliciting the male driver.

According to state police, James Vosolo, 46, of Danvers surprised the truck driver Tuesday evening just before midnight, hopping naked into his truck cab and asking him if he wanted to have sex. Vosolo is a clown entertainer employed by Total Entertainment of Danvers, state police said.

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2 off-duty Fla. officers fatally shoot naked woman

TAMPA, Fla. —

Two off-duty Florida law-enforcement officers fatally shot an armed, naked woman who confronted them at a social gathering Saturday, authorities said.

The shooting occurred at about 1:15 p.m. Saturday in Hernando County, north of Tampa. The county sheriff's office said in a news release that the men were approached by an "armed, naked and irrational female." The news release does not identify the weapon, but it says "one or both of the law enforcement officers fired their weapons, striking the female." She died at the scene.

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Cyclist flashes back at speed camera



This cheeky cyclist gave police a good look at his credentials - after he was flashed by a speed camera in Poland.

Traffic cops in Bialy Bor went to arrest the rider - then fully clothed - when he raced through a 30mph speed trap just over the limit.

But by the time they'd caught up with him they found him nude except for wearing his pants on his head.

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2 off-duty Fla. officers fatally shoot naked woman

TAMPA, Fla. —

Two off-duty Florida law-enforcement officers fatally shot an armed, naked woman who confronted them at a social gathering Saturday, authorities said.



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What is with the naked females getting killed in this thread all the sudden. Crazy!

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Man jailed after running naked in public


A naked man running down Broadway Avenue during Tuesday afternoon rush hour traffic was arrested after drawing the watchful eyes of several people.

Many of those people called police. Others took to social media to talk about it, and at least one photo was posted to Twitter of the man with a farmer’s tan in full stride, wearing only athletic shoes and white socks.

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Police nab alleged nude shoplifter

LACEY, Wash., Oct. 31 (UPI) -- Police in Washington state said a nude woman took a coat from a Big Lots store, but dropped it while she was fleeing.

Lacey police said the unidentified woman, believed to be in her early 30s, took off her clothes before entering the store Tuesday and took a coat from the store that she dropped while fleeing from employees, The (Tacoma, Wash.) News Tribune reported Wednesday.

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Naked man throws rocks at swans in Plymouth as temperature drops to freezing

Police chased off a naked man throwing rocks at swans at 3am this morning as temperatures in Plymouth dropped to freezing.

Officers were called to a muddy slipway near the China House by residents disturbed by a group of noisy revellers.


What a swan may look like

Police say a naked man was throwing rocks or stones at swans on the waterfront.

The group moved on when the police arrived, but officers were unable to catch the naked individual.

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Aurora Police: Naked man wielding machete and knife shot, killed by officer

AURORA, Colo. - Aurora police say a naked man who attacked officers with a machete and knife was shot and killed by an officer on Tuesday afternoon.

The incident began about 12:30 p.m. when a family member called 911, requesting medical assistance for a 55-year-old man who was acting strangely at a home in the 1600 block of South Buckley Way.

Aurora Fire Department paramedics arrived and encountered a naked man standing at the top of some stairs in the home, police said.

The paramedics tried to talk with the man, but he became increasingly agitated, police said.

The man ducked into a room and came out holding what witnesses called a machete, police said. The paramedics retreated from the home and called for police.

Three officers arrived within minutes and entered the home, police said.

At the top of the stairs to the second floor, officers were confronted by the man holding two large knives, police said.

The man cut two officers, police said. One officer fired at least one shot, hitting the man, who fell to the ground, police said.

The paramedics were called into the house and provided emergency medical care for the man, police said. The man was transported to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

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What an idiot....Bring a knife to a gun fight

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Surveillance video shows naked suspect Abraham Luna in 7-Eleven

Holiday, Florida - Surveillance video is being released in the case of a naked man who attacked a clerk at a 7-Eleven and later led deputies on a car chase.

Pasco deputies say a man matching 30-year-old Abraham Andres Luna's description was spotted Monday evening wearing only construction boots near the Tarpon Springs Golf Course. Tarpon Springs Police responded, but did not find the suspect.

Several hours later, police in Tarpon Springs tried stopping a white van driving at a high rate of speed on US 19. The pursuit was called off after the vehicle entered Pasco County.

Deputies say the van, driven by a still-naked Luna, stopped at a 7-Eleven located at U.S. 19 and Flora in Holiday shortly before 4:30 a.m. Tuesday. Luna then allegedly assaulted a clerk inside the store.

On Thursday investigators released surveillance video of the 7-Eleven incident.

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