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  1. August-14th-2008 06:55 PM #1
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    Default Best Contest EVER!!!!!!!! Threesome with Scarlett Johanssen

    A threesome with Scarlett Johanssen

    http://scarlettjohansson.com/


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  2. August-14th-2008 06:58 PM #2
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    Default Re: Best Contest EVER!!!!!!!!

    That's one hell of an asterisk.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Enter Apotheosis
    That's one hell of an asterisk.

    Bummer, ain't it?
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    Default Re: Best Contest EVER!!!!!!!! Threesome with Scarlett Johanssen

    It's not nice to give Jrock a case of blue balls.
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    Default Re: Best Contest EVER!!!!!!!! Threesome with Scarlett Johanssen

    I'm gonna go take a cold shower and watch The Golden Girls
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    Default Re: Best Contest EVER!!!!!!!! Threesome with Scarlett Johanssen

    Still better than most people get
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    Default Re: Best Contest EVER!!!!!!!! Threesome with Scarlett Johanssen

    Well, that would be great, but it's only acting. Second, I wouldn't want to be the guy who gets picked, than starts the scene and has a boner all the way through.

    It would be cool to hang out with her for a while, but I don't see the acting part(sex faked) as being all that exciting.....more like embarassing.
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  8. August-14th-2008 08:23 PM #8
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    Default Re: Best Contest EVER!!!!!!!! Threesome with Scarlett Johanssen

    That asktricks is hilarious!
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    Default Re: Best Contest EVER!!!!!!!! Threesome with Scarlett Johanssen

    Long time ago, National Lampoon used to run an ad in their magazine.

    The photo showed a young, attractive woman, naked (at least from the waist up), seated behind a card table. On the table is a Scrabble board, with the words "National" "Lampoon" "Subscribe" and "Now" spelled out on it.

    Large print: "Subscribe today and a beautiful National Lampoon secretary may come over to your place and play naked Scrabble with you."

    Smaller print: "Then again, she may not. But you will save 47% . . . "
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    Default Re: Best Contest EVER!!!!!!!! Threesome with Scarlett Johanssen

    Man don't even sweat it. Scarlett had even worse morning breath than Penelope Cruz and her dragonfire
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    Default Re: Best Contest EVER!!!!!!!! Threesome with Scarlett Johanssen

    Just because it is needed...

    http://www.adultswim.com/video/?epis...000a96913a7109
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  12. August-15th-2008 10:12 AM #12
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    Default Re: Best Contest EVER!!!!!!!! Threesome with Scarlett Johanssen

    damn you sarge...there goes the rest of my day
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    Default Re: Best Contest EVER!!!!!!!! Threesome with Scarlett Johanssen

    I'm waiting for Kosher Ham to stop by and say something absurd about Scarlett being a hideous beast.
    "Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you." - Hicks
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    Default Re: Best Contest EVER!!!!!!!! Threesome with Scarlett Johanssen

    My response:


    I think you should include me in your "threesome" so that during the screening, when the lights are low, i can unashamedly grope you when you least expect it. Please wear something lacey and low cut.
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    Default Re: Best Contest EVER!!!!!!!! Threesome with Scarlett Johanssen

    Quote Originally Posted by TheLongshot
    Just because it is needed...

    http://www.adultswim.com/video/?epis...000a96913a7109
    This video is just sooo wrong.
    “I just wanted to say to the fans … in D.C. and across the nation, they’ve been great for us, cheering us on. At away games they show up in the masses and at home they really made it feel like a home-field advantage. We said this when I was in college, ‘We got a chance to sit at the dinner table and experience success and it was a good meal. But now we want to go back to get dessert.’ We’ll be ready to get dessert next year.”

    Robert Griffin’s last words at the press conference.
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