The Return of Buford's Super Happy Fun Anti-Politics and Pro-Bacon Thread

[Dictator]

^^^Those look awesome. And potentially deadly.

I would eat a dozen....

[skinsmarydu]

I would eat a dozen....

Picture in my head of my husband with an open case of 'em, his mouth full, looking at me saying, "WHA...?"

[USS Redskins]

Hate to tell you guys:

Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year, Says U.K.'s National Pig Association

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...tm_hp_ref=food

[Dictator]

The bacon shortage won't change anything here. It's those poor bastards in Thailand who've got to worry.

[China]

Hate to tell you guys:

Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year, Says U.K.'s National Pig Association

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...tm_hp_ref=food

We've known for more than a week already.

[frostyj]

Hogwash! 'Bacon shortage' is a load of bull

Even though headlines for the past couple of days screamed, “Bacon shortage!” (including one of our own) and social media blew up with jokes about the impending “porkocalypse,” it's all a lot of oinking over nothing.

The summer drought, and rising corn prices have hurt hog farmers for sure. Soy, a component of hog meal, is also costing more, driven by ravenous demand by China. But all that will only lead to bacon being temporarily more expensive, not an outright “shortage.”

[Zguy28]

Oh yes!

http://www.yummly.com/recipe/Pull_ap...ead-Allrecipes

[AsburySkinsFan]

Figured I'd bump this tonight for those who like me are fasting.

[jpillian]

Oh, I'm with you ASF. Bacon is crispy. Politics are slimy. Bacon FTW.

[AsburySkinsFan]

Watching Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring tonight instead of being lied to by whores who pretend to love me for an hour until they are paid.

[skinsgirl26]

Go to #3

(and NSFW...it's cracked.com)

http://www.cracked.com/article_20041...e-real_p2.html

[FanboyOf91]

Service guarantees citizenship!

[AsburySkinsFan]

Watching Sam and Frodo tonight has been so much more rewarding.

[MrSilverMaC]

Arizona

The Sonoran hot dog, found in Tucson, Metro Phoenix, and in neighboring Sonora, Mexico, is a hot dog wrapped in mesquite-smoked bacon then cooked on a grill or on a griddle or comal,[2] then topped with freshly chopped tomatoes, onions, shredded yellow or cotijo cheese, tomatillo salsa or red chili sauce, pinto beans, mayonnaise, ketchup and/or mustard, and served on bread and often with a fresh-roasted chili. It originated in Hermosillo, the capital of Sonora.[3][4]

[LadySkinsFan]

To go with it's reportage of the world-wide bacon shortage, Huff Post now discusses bacon-wrapped recipes!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_1951485.html