DUMBEST things you've heard a fan say?

[fuji869]

When I lived in Denver when I reminded a Bronco Fan we beat them in Super Bowl XXII he said "The only reason why the Redskins won that game was because they scored 35 points in the second quarter"

Thanks for pointing out the obvious!

[Hitman21ST]

From John Madden, about a quarterback:

"Now here's a guy who, when he doesn't have his contacts in, can't see very well. BOOM!"


*Boom added by me for effect...

[Hitman21ST]

It's even worse being a Maryland Terps fan.

That's bad enough on it's own

I keed, I keed. You left the door wide open.

[thebluefood]

That's bad enough on it's own

I keed, I keed. You left the door wide open.

I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY TURTLE SHELL DEAD! Then where will you be?!

[Hitman21ST]

I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY TURTLE SHELL DEAD! Then where will you be?!

I have protection...



LET'S GO DUKE!

[thebluefood]

I knew a SOB Duke fan would pull a douche movie like the blue shell.

I hate that thing SO much.

[Hitman21ST]

I knew a SOB Duke fan would pull a douche movie like the blue shell.

I hate that thing SO much.

The blue shell probably makes up 90% of the Mario Kart pie...and now it flies!!!

[Santana_Fan]

My DUMB friend (Cowboy fan), said that Jammal Brown sucks and that the Cowboys owned Jammal Brown last year. When I told him that first off, Jammal didn't play against the Cowboys last year, he still claimed that he was right. I then told him, Jammal didn't play at all last year, he still argued that he was right. He said "Ok, I'll go on nfl.com on my phone...I know what I'm talking about". He went onto NFL.com, only to find out he was wrong, and had nothing to say lol

[polywog999]

My DUMB friend (Cowboy fan), said that Jammal Brown sucks and that the Cowboys owned Jammal Brown last year. When I told him that first off, Jammal didn't play against the Cowboys last year, he still claimed that he was right. I then told him, Jammal didn't play at all last year, he still argued that he was right. He said "Ok, I'll go on nfl.com on my phone...I know what I'm talking about". He went onto NFL.com, only to find out he was wrong, and had nothing to say lol

Lol! You should have bet him!

[Santana_Fan]

Lol! You should have bet him!

I really should have, because he was too confident that "he knew what he was talking about"

[brianm23]

I think I have found a winner.

It depends, I have told a coach to pound sand before, and at the time I was good enough to get away with it.

In reference to his defense on Albert Haynesworth.

[Santana_Fan]

NEW ADDITION: "Zach Miller is better than Chris Cooley"

[CapitalDefense]

That they love Extremeskins, now that is dumb.

[frankez99]

......Mike Shanahan will bring in Patrick Ramsey to be his starting QB.....

"Ramsey will be a Redskin, BOOK IT"

[mikey32187]

I love Maddenisms because most of them sound dirty or so obvious even non football fans have to scratch their heads.

one of my favorites has to be

"usually the team who scores the most points wins the game"

wow what a concept!