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  1. December-22nd-2008 10:12 AM #1
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    Default Best/Funniest way to break up with someone

    Not saying I'm breaking up with my girl or anything, but if I were what would be the best and or funniest ways you could suggest I do it?
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  2. December-22nd-2008 10:15 AM #2
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    Just avoid her and stop taking her calls.
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    Default Re: Best/Funniest way to break up with someone

    Accidentally (on purpose) leave a video in her DVD player of you and another woman having sex?
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    Default Re: Best/Funniest way to break up with someone

    Tell her you are ending it, then slap her on the ass and say "you'll get'em next time, champ."
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    Quote Originally Posted by China View Post
    Accidentally (on purpose) leave a video in her DVD player of you and another woman having sex?
    Sounds like fun.. So when you wanna make the video?
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    Default Re: Best/Funniest way to break up with someone

    Take her to a baseball game and have them put it on the jumbotron during the 7th inning stretch.
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    Default Re: Best/Funniest way to break up with someone

    Your mom decided that she didn't want to share my **** with you anymore.
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    Default Re: Best/Funniest way to break up with someone

    send her an e-mail or something that sounds like she has been fired. say, "your position of girlfriend has been terminated" lol! i think that would be hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Prime View Post
    Sounds like fun.. So when you wanna make the video?
    Sorry, I don't swing that way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    Besides, I don't think my wife would approve.







    Unless you were offering me to be videographer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Judges View Post
    Take her to a baseball game and have them put it on the jumbotron during the 7th inning stretch.
    I've already done that during a Bullets game back in the day
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    Quote Originally Posted by China View Post
    Sorry, I don't swing that way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    Besides, I don't think my wife would approve.







    Unless you were offering me to be videographer?
    Duh.. I'm not a cameraman nor homosexuals.. not that there's anything wrong with being homosexuals.. but I'm not
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    Default Re: Best/Funniest way to break up with someone

    Tell her you are converting to Islam, and that breaking up with her "Is the will of Allah"
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    Quote Originally Posted by skins_fan3 View Post
    send her an e-mail or something that sounds like she has been fired. say, "your position of girlfriend has been terminated" lol! i think that would be hilarious!
    This one and try to post the results before she kills you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PleaseBlitz View Post
    Tell her you are converting to Islam, and that breaking up with her "Is the will of Allah"
    and that it's required by your religion to only sleep with virgins.
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    Default Re: Best/Funniest way to break up with someone

    I once told a girl this.

    You know when you are hanging out with your buddies and you have a major fart brewing?

    And you are thinking to yourself, that you are going to rip this monster fart and everybody will laugh and run?

    Then, when you do fart, it's silent and doesn't stink?

    Well, baby, that's how I see our relationship.
    "Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is." - Sir Bacon
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