Festivus Thread : The Airing Of The Grievances (Stadium Edition)

[Toe Jam]

Guess you enjoy watching the other NFC east teams in the playoffs?...Guess im wrong wanting the skins to win.

I have a grievance with posters who can't keep the thread on topic.

[SpringfieldSkins]

Grievance for everybody getting off topic! Mer!

[Special K]

I have a grievance against my in-laws, who are here visiting.

Oh come on Clark! It's Christmas, we're all miserable.

I have a grievance with jackasses who think it's super cool to have a high post count.

I also have a grievance with people who think that post count = football knowledge

I agree with the grievances listed above, so I do not have a grievance toward this poster.

[Spear]

I have a grievance against Jews.

Oops, I mean Jaws. Ron Jaworski. The entire Monday Night Football crew, actually. Hella grievances with them.

[tr1]

I have a grievance against my in-laws, who are here visiting.

We order pizza tonight. I like pepperoni, so does my son. So being the good son in law, I ask what my in-laws would like. "supreme with mushrooms"

Fine. 1 pepperoni, 1 supreme with mushrooms, coming up (i HATE mushrooms).

So the pizza gets here, and what do they do? THEY EAT MY ****ING PEPERONI !!!!! THE KITCHEN IS FULL OF MUSHROOM PIZZA RIGHT NOW THAT NOBODY WILL TOUCH. BASTARDS!!!

Happy Holidays

Grounds for divorce.

[Gibbs Hog Heaven]

I have a grievance with the lack of the promised pole and strippers on page one.

It's Christmas darn it and I want my pressie! With pics!

Hail.

Sorry I'm late.

My original grievance is no longer a grievance due to the better late than never grievance fixing skills of Jumbo.

However, to not feel TK's ire for not leaving one, my NEW grievance is related to my last grievance and a lack of skin NOT in shadow! I demand more for my Christmas buck dammit!

Hail.

[Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin]

So no one supports my 'murder of in-laws' option that I presented in all seriousness?

That is my grievance. That and people who don't understand how to use statistics and actually are deceptive in their presentation of their arguments because they're not interested in being open to reason and evidence, they just do it to take on the facade of a reasonable person interested in facts. But it's just a mask and beneath it is the visage of the "True Believer."

[#21Taylor4Ever]

I have a grievance with anyone who thinks Jason Campbell should be benched for Colt!

I have a grievance with anyone who wants Zorn out and Cowher in!

I have a grievance with anyone who wants this team to draft anything but LINEMEN!

I have a grievance with the Cult of Colt!

I have a grievance with Pete Kendall (for trying to rush the ball vs. St. Louis) and Mike Sellers (for fumbling the ball vs. Cinci). We'd be 10-5 right now!

[BigRedskinDaddy]

I have a grievance with everyone on ES, with the exception of probably only a handful.



But seriously, I do.

I have grievances with no one, with the exception of crusher.

j/k

Maybe the avatars...

[TK]

I have a grievance that the Airing Of Grievances is over.

We now move forward to the Feats Of Strength.

Festivus isn't over until zoony pins Jumbo to the stripper pole, smacks his ass & calls him 'Sally' & asks him to 'Be His Girl'.

[BigRedskinDaddy]

I have a grievance that the Airing Of Grievances is over.

We now move forward to the Feats Of Strength.

Festivus isn't over until zoony pins Jumbo to the stripper pole, smacks his ass & calls him 'Sally' & asks him to 'Be His Girl'.

Feats of strength, ey?

These should do nicely.



Merry Christmas to ya, brother.

[Jumbo]

I have a grievance that the Airing Of Grievances is over.

We now move forward to the Feats Of Strength.

Festivus isn't over until zoony pins Jumbo to the stripper pole, smacks his ass & calls him 'Sally' & asks him to 'Be His Girl'.

That's about as likely as we win the Superbowl this season.

But I know what to get you for a late Xmas present....a new book I heard about titled "How to Improve Your Fantasies."

[TK]

Merry Christmas to ya, brother.

Merry Christmas to you too.

Bonus!

[TK]

But I know what to get you for a late Xmas present....a new book I heard about titled "How to Improve Your Fantasies."

Regifter! Regifter!

[stat2883]

Regifter! Regifter!

that sucks...and here I thought I'd be getting another royalty check...