Can you get Crabs from a Department Store ?
Ever think about the fact that when you go into a dressing room, to try on some pants at a department store (that have NEVER been washed), and you slide on those pants that perhaps countless nasty guys have slid over their boxers, that there's a pretty good chance that the crabs are going to make the trip through the slit on the other guy's boxers, to the store jeans, and thru the slit on your boxers ?
Last edited by Mickalino; December-26th-2008 at 05:05 PM.
Re: Can you get Crabs from a Department Store ?
wow..this is a low. even for your thread standards.
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Sorry for the regression in your therapy, Mick. Feel better soon.
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hahahahahahaha way to scare people from forever again trying on clothing at a department store
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The more things change, the more Mikalino remains the same.
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Re: Can you get Crabs from a Department Store ?
I don't know if a Super Wal-Mart is technically a department store, I guess it is, but I can get half-decent king crablegs there.
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ewwwwww, i never thought about that
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I can tell you that you can get them from doing construction work removing old carpet from Georgetown University. Don't ask how I know.
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Re: Can you get Crabs from a Department Store ?
Your girlfriend is lying to you. She did not get crabs at the department store.
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Re: Can you get Crabs from a Department Store ?
I tried to use that excuse when explaining my condition to my parents when I was 18, they didn't believe me...
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Better to get them at the docks where the crabs are fresh. Backfin crabmeat sold at a department store is bound not to be the best quality. Also, when buying seafood it is best not to put it inside your pants. Besides being weird it's just unhygenic.
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Google is your friend. And no retirement funds for you Mick.
Off the human body, they can only live a day or so. So you would have to be damn unlucky for it to happen to you.
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What if the jeans were "used" that same day ?Originally Posted by Thiebear
Re: Can you get Crabs from a Department Store ?
If someone
a. your height and weight
b. that liked the exact same pair of jeans
c. but didn't actually buy them that very day
d. and had crabs means
e. You're reaching for an excuse that will never fly and your
f.'d.
Last edited by Thiebear; December-26th-2008 at 05:11 PM.
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