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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post

    Side note: As is a Rite of Passage for Jewish kids in America, my seven-year-old has decided he wants to be Christian. He wants a tree and presents from Santa, and we are the only family on the block, or in his class or in his Sunday school class at temple that doesn't celebrate Christmas.

    This year, for the first time in my life, there is a ever-loving Christmas tree in my living room.
    For cultural balance, you should at least have a Jewish nativity scene..... a car accident with 3 wise lawyers looking over it.

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    "Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations,entangling alliances with none." Thomas Jefferson.

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    Or you don't have to believe in Jesus to be a Christian. You just have to have a Christmas tree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elessar78 View Post
    Is he always that loose with his logic?
    I wonder how many Christians he angered saying that Christianity is not a religion, but a philosophy? Wow!

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    Hahaha! Stupidity or dishonesty? It's funny regardless.

    One week after the 2012 election, Fox News correspondent Jesse Watters told Bill O'Reilly that Obama voters were "zombies" who supported the president "as long as there was Obamacare, gay marriage and abortion on demand."

    Per the FEC filing above, Watters, who resides in Long Island, N.Y., contributed $500 to Obama Victory Fund 2012 in late September. You'll note "News Corp.," which owns Fox News, is listed under "name of employer."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgold View Post
    I wonder how many Christians he angered saying that Christianity is not a religion, but a philosophy? Wow!
    Well, if the sound of silence could be measured then the lack of criticisms from the Right would peg the meter off the scale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgold View Post
    I wonder how many Christians he angered saying that Christianity is not a religion, but a philosophy? Wow!
    What's also strange is that despite his very adamant insistence that he would be fine with a Happy Soltice sign on Cuomo's office door he consistently rails against Happy Holidays as a greeting. How could anyone turn on the tv or walk in a shopping district and honestly think that Christmas doesn't absolutely dominate America for a solid month and a half?
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    So last night, we have a two-parter about greedy corporations:

    Bank Wankers - HSBC

    and

    Ingrateful Basterds - AIG
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    I miss this thread when it's dormant.
    "Captain, it's a viewpoint--not one of ours! We're under attack!"

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    Suspend critical thinking field! Go to course heading of reflexive response 101 at full bias!
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    I liked Al Madrigal's bit about the bridge from Canada to detroit.

    Just goes to show in stark relief how greedy rich bastards work their ass off to swing public opinion away from it's own good and into their pocket,, and how effective it is.

    Al Madrigal is hilarious on that show. the guy has a great sense of timing.

    ~Bang
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    Define zero....define nothing....

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    DS takes on the gun control debate:

    There Goes the Boom

    and

    There Goes the Boom - ATF

    And then moves along to the issues regarding relief for Hurricane Sandy.

    Thanks for Nothing, D*#k Trippers
    In the wake of Hurricane Sandy, a number of conveniently unaffected House Republicans believe it's time for the rules governing disaster relief to change.
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    More Gun Fun.

    He does get a good shot (pun intended) at Obama's people for the use of kids at the exec order signing coverage. I got interrupted after the first 15 minutes, but Fox News is another of those gifts that keeps on giving. They will never be irrelevant...to unintentional satirical comedy.

    http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-epi...13-lena-dunham
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    Obama issues proposals for gun control changes, and Fox News provides material.

    Grand Theft Semi-Auto

    Grand Theft Semi-Auto - Coming for Your Guns

    And the dictatorial, fascist, Hitlerian White House sets up procedures for citizens to petition their government via internet polls.

    War of Petition

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    Oh, and I decided to go check Colbert, on a whim.

    On HSBC being officially ruled as Too Important To Actually Be Punished For Money Laundering:

    HSBC Laundering Charges

    And he invites a guest, to talk about it.

    HSBC Laundering Charges - Matt Taibbi

    ----------

    Barack Obama makes his gun control announcement while using children on the stage with him. And Rush Limbaugh deplores the President's use of theatrics and dramatization to cheapen the discussion of an important national issue.

    Obama's Gun Grab

    And explores the real meaning and purpose of the Second Amendment.

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    Have you guys seen this?
    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...te-republicans

    I'm becoming more and more embarrassed by my State.
    “I just wanted to say to the fans … in D.C. and across the nation, they’ve been great for us, cheering us on. At away games they show up in the masses and at home they really made it feel like a home-field advantage. We said this when I was in college, ‘We got a chance to sit at the dinner table and experience success and it was a good meal. But now we want to go back to get dessert.’ We’ll be ready to get dessert next year.”

    Robert Griffin’s last words at the press conference.

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