Why do I have to be a guy? (stop me from doing something stupid)

[spjunkies]

Long story short is I haven't been laid since August and I'm really really frustrated. I've been at home drinking all morning so I can get the courage to call a professional to help end my drought.

I KNOW it's wrong, but a man has to be fulfilled somehow and porn just isn't cutting it anymore

So..... yeah.

[PleaseBlitz]

/crickets.

[buenosdiaz]

damn...

well think about jail and how awful that would be

[LandoverLex]

LMAO!!!! Dude just relax.

[spjunkies]

damn...

well think about jail and how awful that would be

They don't lock folks up for that.... ticket at most, I think.

[Stophovr6]

Don't be a fool, rap your tool. Honestly though, I wouldn't do that if I were you.

[TheREALJBird]

Err...well gotta do what you gotta do.

[Special K]

Your title should read "why do I have to be a horndog?"

[Toe Jam]

I hear Who Del is available.

[Special K]

Oh yeah, and put down the booze and rip up that number...seriously dude.

[IONTOP]

Here's something that stops me....

How do you know that there's not going to be someone else there that's going to rob you...

[Toe Jam]

And for the record, I haven't been laid in three and a half years.

I wouldn't do something like this.

[Califan007]

Um, try since 2004 (or 2005, can't remember lol). There are worst things than 6 months of no sex.

[zoony]

/crickets.

/baby crying in background

['Skins_&_'Stons]

damn...

well think about jail and how awful that would be

At least that would get him laid.