Why do I have to be a guy? (stop me from doing something stupid)

[buenosdiaz]

but seriously dude you want wanna mess with these girls...getting laid isnt all that

especially not with a stranger...thats already banged a few dudes today

[IONTOP]

but seriously dude you want wanna mess with these girls...getting laid isnt all that

especially not with a stranger...thats already banged a few dudes today

You tryin to hook him up with Ren?

[buenosdiaz]

to add to my post and discourage this even more


that probably has a bigger penis than you and did much better and she is just counting down the timer before you can finally get off of her

and if you turn into one of those guys that calls a professional and cries in bed

shame on you


edit: iontop- dont be disrespectin my online girlfriend like that! haha

[ACW]

I haven't since ever.

Do what I do:

[Mark The Homer]

Long story short is I haven't been laid since August and I'm really really frustrated. I've been at home drinking all morning so I can get the courage to call a professional to help end my drought.

I KNOW it's wrong, but a man has to be fulfilled somehow and porn just isn't cutting it anymore

So..... yeah.

/crickets.

lol I used to think the off-season was boring...

LOL. Fail, man!

Read the thread again.

He wants to call "professional" help to "relieve" his "predicament" tonight.

I'm like Henry, I guess. I've lost touch. I thought sp was looking for a psychologist or something.

[IONTOP]

Dude, call one up and live blog about it on here!

[buenosdiaz]

Dude, call one up and live blog about it on here!

oh and for the record...

useless without pics

[Slacky McSlackAss]

I can give you "Hunny"s number

[spjunkies]

Oh yeah and I partially blame you guys for posting those ****ing babe threads

[Destino]

Why don't you go outside and talk to women. It's a numbers game. Talk to enough and eventually one will sleep with you. It helps if you shower.

[Major Harris]

damn, i thought i had it bad being married w/ kids

[Forehead]

I think the tailgate has officially become one of these:

[Slacky McSlackAss]

Why don't you go outside and talk to women. It's a numbers game. Talk to enough and eventually one will sleep with you. It helps if you shower.

So thats why I havent been having any luck recently.

[spjunkies]

Why don't you go outside and talk to women. It's a numbers game. Talk to enough and eventually one will sleep with you. It helps if you shower.

LOL shyness is a *****.

[renaissance]

getting laid isnt all that

that's not what you said last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!