Why do I have to be a guy? (stop me from doing something stupid)

[spjunkies]

LOVE US SPJUNKIES!!!

That picture just literally made me gag.

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

Um, the following link should be enough for you to realize that you shouldn't call a hooker.

Don't say I didn't warn you ...

http://www.avert.org/std-pictures.htm

And on second thought, posting that link in the "How many people have you had sex with" thread might be a good idea too.

I'd be willing to bet that a good hooker is much cleaner than some college skank at the local bar.

[Mad Mike]

They don't lock folks up for that.... ticket at most, I think.

If it's around here, you are likely to end up in the paper as well. Hell of a way to be famous.

[#98QBKiller]

#3 As far as The Professional is concerned: You won't go to jail. Worst case scenario, they write you a citation you show up to court later and pay you're little fine. Craigslist is definitely the way to go. Just play it safe. Don't get into any detailed discussions about a transaction. Just put the cash (you'll know how much from their ad) on the table and lay back. If you're really scared, grab her boob. If it's a cop, she'll stop you and that will be the end of it. No trouble.

Unless they're filming for COPS.

[Forehead]

That picture just literally made me gag.

That's fine, I'm just helping you here. Throwing up is the 1st step in the "Don't call a hooker" program, or something.

[renaissance]

It's not that hard.

thatswhatshesaid

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

Unless they're filming for COPS.

Lol. He's got a better chance of getting hit by a bus on the way to the hooker than he has of getting on COPS.

[Slacky McSlackAss]

thatswhatshesaid

[spjunkies]

I had the same deal dude back in the day. Had to get drunk or high to pick up chicks. I'm shy as hell. But then I realized, there is nothing wrong with being shy. I'm an introvert. That's who I am. So...

#1, stop feeling bad about yourself.

#2 You just have to say **** it and go for it. Tell yourself, "what do I have to lose?" I mean you hit on a girl, she says no, you're just back where you started. It can't get worse. And that's how you learn. And that's how you get more comfortable.

#3 As far as The Professional is concerned: You won't go to jail. Worst case scenario, they write you a citation you show up to court later and pay you're little fine. Craigslist is definitely the way to go. Just play it safe. Don't get into any detailed discussions about a transaction. Just put the cash (you'll know how much from their ad) on the table and lay back. If you're really scared, grab her boob. If it's a cop, she'll stop you and that will be the end of it. No trouble.

As far as getting robbed goes, you can tell which people are trouble and which aren't. It's not that hard. If you want me to give it a look and let you know I will. To be really safe drop a little extra cash to meet an upscale girl. If you're going to a nice hotel you're good. If you're going to Motel 8, I'd be weary. Also, a lot of girls make people jump through hoops so they know they're not cops. Jump through the hoops if you're worried. Cops aren't going to go through all that to write someone a ticket. And someone that professional isn't going to rob you because they want your business again.

(For the record, never have I nor would I sleep with a hooker. That's just me. I personally see nothing wrong with it (unless it's a child being exploited or something like that) it just isn't my thing. I've been around so I know the deal, from both sides of the coin, so I don't judge.)

That guide is money, thanks man

I'm leaning toward no right now because I don't really want it on my conscious in the future.

[Heidenreich]

#2 You just have to say **** it and go for it. Tell yourself, "what do I have to lose?" I mean you hit on a girl, she says no, you're just back where you started. It can't get worse. And that's how you learn. And that's how you get more comfortable.

Agreed. Just say F it, and the right one will come along. If you're just looking for ass, it's actually quite easy......

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

thatswhatshesaid

thatsherfaultthen

[Mad Mike]

BTW, you should just come to Daytona Beach for spring break. You're young enough that you could still hook up (assuming you aren't a troll) and if you don't, you can still get a happy ending at some of the local strip clubs.

[#98QBKiller]

Lol. He's got a better chance of getting hit by a bus on the way to the hooker than he has of getting on COPS.

Very true.

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

Seriously? Just ask her out dude.

[spjunkies]

What about another alternative. Instead of going to get a real massage how about a "erotic massage" those are a little cheaper than the escort rout and it's not full sex.

I dunno....