Why do I have to be a guy? (stop me from doing something stupid)

[Touchdown Redskins]

Dude, just grease up a gatorade bottle and go to town. When things stagnate, you have to inject some spontaneity.



:-P

[buenosdiaz]

this reminds me of a conversation me and my friends had about jerking off

yeah guys do that im not the only weird one

anyways we were all laughing about ever getting caught etc, and my one friend starts talking about how he folded up his mattress and put like lotion into the fold or something and started doing it hahahaha

most epic silence after he was done telling us about that

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

What about another alternative. Instead of going to get a real massage how about a "erotic massage" those are a little cheaper than the escort rout and it's not full sex.

I dunno....

I think that would be the biggest, most frustrating tease ever.

And you're welcome for the guide.

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

this reminds me of a conversation me and my friends had about jerking off

yeah guys do that im not the only weird one

anyways we were all laughing about ever getting caught etc, and my one friend starts talking about how he folded up his mattress and put like lotion into the fold or something and started doing it hahahaha

most epic silence after he was done telling us about that

I remember when I banged a pillow in my sleep...


(God I can't believe I've posted that twice now. I fail.)

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

Hey SP, I have a question. How much money are you thinking you're going to spend? If you go through with it.

[Touchdown Redskins]

this reminds me of a conversation me and my friends had about jerking off

yeah guys do that im not the only weird one

anyways we were all laughing about ever getting caught etc, and my one friend starts talking about how he folded up his mattress and put like lotion into the fold or something and started doing it hahahaha

most epic silence after he was done telling us about that

Lol, this one time at college, my roommate was gone, and so I decided to have some alone time. Well, I forgot to lock the door, and my friend who lived down the hall came barging in asking me to play video games. We looked at each other and then burst out laughing as he quickly exited. So I finish up, and then head over to his room to start playing video games. Turns out he's locked the door, and there's a message on his whiteboard: "Good idea, give me a few minutes."

[spjunkies]

Hey SP, I have a question. How much money are you thinking you're going to spend? If you go through with it.

I was thinking anywhere from $150 - $300 I found a site that has a listing and that seems to be about the average rate.

[spjunkies]

Lol, this one time at college, my roommate was gone, and so I decided to have some alone time. Well, I forgot to lock the door, and my friend who lived down the hall came barging in asking me to play video games. We looked at each other and then burst out laughing as he quickly exited. So I finish up, and then head over to his room to start playing video games. Turns out he's locked the door, and there's a message on his whiteboard: "Good idea, give me a few minutes."

I hope he wasn't thinking about you during his session since you gave him the idea.

[Touchdown Redskins]

I hope he wasn't thinking about you during his session since you gave him the idea.

Lol, he's straight, but the funny thing was that he convinced me when we first met that he was gay.

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

I was thinking anywhere from $150 - $300 I found a site that has a listing and that seems to be about the average rate.

You could probably work two girls for 300.

[renaissance]

Lol, he's straight, but the funny thing was that he convinced me when we first met that he was gay.

haha, why would anyone do that if they weren't leaning that way???