Automobile Most Often Owned by a Douchebag?

[PleaseBlitz]

****er!

Personally, I think the biggest D-bag vehicle is a 2003 Maxima.

You are the sole reason for my disclaimer at the beginning. The rest of your ilk are pure D-bag.

[Dictator]

Vw's. Even the girls in the VWs are doucebags.

[zoony]

Vw's. Even the girls in the VWs are doucebags.

Yah, I can go along with that- they have become the obnoxious 30 something annoying yuppie mobile.

[Slacky McSlackAss]

The 350z is by far the biggest d-bag car

[Dictator]

Yah, I can go along with that- they have become the obnoxious 30 something annoying yuppie mobile.

And it doesn't matter what model VW. Toureg, Passat, Jetta, Beetle. All of them. I know there's a few Vw drivers on this site. I don't care. Anytime I'm driving, if there's an ******* on the road. It's 50/50 as to whether it's a VW or a pick-up truck.

[PleaseBlitz]

DCSportsfan called, he says **** you guys.

[SnyderShrugged]

But seriously, I'd say douchiness comes in many vehicular forms:

-H2 (or 3 or 4 or anything besides original)
-Tahoe/Suburban
-Prius or Scion
-Dualy Truck of any sort, not towing something. (those morons who use them as primary vehicles)
-Toyota FJ Cruiser

That's a pretty good list!

Though, I have limited experience with the FJ cruisers so I cant make the call on them.

Had a very recent Douschy experience with a new Mustang driver this week too.

[zoony]

DCSportsfan called, he says **** you guys.

forgot about him. He's into classic VW's though, so he gets a pass.

I mean, you have to have balls that clank to drive around in a pristine restored VW Rabbit convertible

[Dictator]

DCSportsfan called, he says **** you guys.

he's lurking. probably a counter argument in the making.

[zoony]

That's a pretty good list!

Though, I have limited experience with the FJ cruisers so I cant make the call on them.

Had a very recent Douschy experience with a new Mustang driver this week too.

FJ's have been hit or miss but recently I think they've been trending towards douchiness.

Similar to the Nissan XTerra. Car choice of shaved head/goatee guys everywhere.

[Mad Mike]

Hummer. Hands down. The whole car screams "look at me, I have a bigger package than you!. How often do you see one that someone has, or even would take one off road? Because for just about every other use, there is a vehicle that does whatever you want better. The only reason people buy them is to try to impress someone.

Yeah, you can find a fair share of douchebags driving Porsches and other sports cars but most people who buy that kind of car are real enthusiasts who just love the car. But when you see someone in a city driving a hummer and you know they have never been off road and aren't towing their monster boat, chances are they spent a butt load of money for no other reason than to try to impress others. That to me is being a douche.

[jrockster21]

I don't understand the Prius hate...its mostly old ladies that drive those around. Other than being bad drivers, not really douchy.

After living in Texas for 4 months, I vote for raised-up, uber-redneck pick-ups with extra big tires. THOSE guys are monster-douches.

[Midnight Judges]

The biggest douchebags are usually the guys who customize their vehicle IMO.

Like the douchebag who sunk $8000 into his 1996 honda civic to paint it purple, lower it, put rims on, and add fart exhaust. Good for him though, instead of doing 0-60 in 8.7 seconds, he can do 0-60 in a blazing 8.5 seconds while getting ****ty gas mileage and annoying everyone. -You know, the same douchebag that always tries to pass you in the turning lane by getting into it before it starts even though he knows you're turning too.

Or the douchebag who raises his truck and has 40 inch tires but the damn thing is ungodly clean and you know he's never even taken it off road.

And then you have the douchebag that takes a perfectly nice car like a towncar but thinks he needs to add chrome over the wheel wells and around the doors even though it looks like tin foil.

[SnyderShrugged]

Hummer. Hands down. The whole car screams "look at me, I have a bigger package than you!. How often do you see one that someone has, or even would take one off road? Because for just about every other use, there is a vehicle that does whatever you want better. The only reason people buy them is to try to impress someone.

Yeah, you can find a fair share of douchebags driving Porsches and other sports cars but most people who buy that kind of car are real enthusiasts who just love the car. But when you see someone in a city driving a hummer and you know they have never been off road and aren't towing their monster boat, chances are they spent a butt load of money for no other reason than to try to impress others. That to me is being a douche.

Nah! It's got to be those Douschy BMW drivers!

[SnyderShrugged]

I don't understand the Prius hate...its mostly old ladies that drive those around. Other than being bad drivers, not really douchy.

After living in Texas for 4 months, I vote for raised-up, uber-redneck pick-ups with extra big tires. THOSE guys are monster-douches.

Didnt you see the South Park "SMUG" episode? LOL