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Volkswagen. 'Cause you're ultra trendy and you sip lattes.
BMW- for those who didn't visit the Audi dealer
Big Ass Truck- compensating for something?
Prius/Smart Car/similar- environmental emos
Nissan XTerra / Toy FJ Cruiser- 'cause you're so alternative.
Porsche- all time coolest. Especially 1978 911 SC Targas
Jeep Wrangler (WTF?, maybe it's just cause you're in texas)
Camaro/wanna be NASCAR vehicles/etc.
Riceburners with FART exhaust
Vw's. Even the girls in the VWs are doucebags.
The 350z is by far the biggest d-bag car
DCSportsfan called, he says **** you guys.
Conservatives cant trust Republicans
Hummer. Hands down. The whole car screams "look at me, I have a bigger package than you!. How often do you see one that someone has, or even would take one off road? Because for just about every other use, there is a vehicle that does whatever you want better. The only reason people buy them is to try to impress someone.
Yeah, you can find a fair share of douchebags driving Porsches and other sports cars but most people who buy that kind of car are real enthusiasts who just love the car. But when you see someone in a city driving a hummer and you know they have never been off road and aren't towing their monster boat, chances are they spent a butt load of money for no other reason than to try to impress others. That to me is being a douche.
I don't understand the Prius hate...its mostly old ladies that drive those around. Other than being bad drivers, not really douchy.
After living in Texas for 4 months, I vote for raised-up, uber-redneck pick-ups with extra big tires. THOSE guys are monster-douches.
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The biggest douchebags are usually the guys who customize their vehicle IMO.
Like the douchebag who sunk $8000 into his 1996 honda civic to paint it purple, lower it, put rims on, and add fart exhaust. Good for him though, instead of doing 0-60 in 8.7 seconds, he can do 0-60 in a blazing 8.5 seconds while getting ****ty gas mileage and annoying everyone. -You know, the same douchebag that always tries to pass you in the turning lane by getting into it before it starts even though he knows you're turning too.
Or the douchebag who raises his truck and has 40 inch tires but the damn thing is ungodly clean and you know he's never even taken it off road.
And then you have the douchebag that takes a perfectly nice car like a towncar but thinks he needs to add chrome over the wheel wells and around the doors even though it looks like tin foil.
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