
Originally Posted by
Diss
LaVar is just terrible. He takes more time to ask a simple question than anyone I've ever heard in my life, and it's ALWAYS this way.
Here's an example of Lavar asking someone a simple question. Let's say he's asking Malcolm Kelly about his injured foot and when he'll be able to practice again. Most people would just say, "Malcolm, what's the status of your injured foot and when do you think you can practice again?" Oh no, not LaDar. He's more like:
"So, uh, Malcolm, talkin' about the foot, man. What's the status of ... cuz, you know, when I was playin', the feet were such an important part of the game, and if you don't have your feet, then it's tough to move like you need to, cuz let me tell you somethin', player. The NFC East is a straight up BEAST, right? You can't mess around in that division, and believe me, I know, cuz i came at it from two different sides, New York and D.C., and that's why people love me so much here in D.C., because I always understood the importance of RESPECTING this division, man, and that starts with respecting the status of your feet. So I need to ask you about that and ask you about when you think you can get back on the practice field, because, you know, time is short in this business, player. Believe me, I know better about that than anyone, you KNOW I do, so if you're not practicin', you're not PLAYIN', and if you're not PLAYIN', no one's PAYIN', you know what I'm talking about? So we need to know when Malcolm Kelly is not only going to get that foot back in shape, but when he's going to get back ... not only on that practice field, but out on that football field, you know, because that's what we've been waiting to see now for a long time, and we know that time is coming soon, it's gotta come, but we, you know, I mean, hey, whatever, yeah, OK, so, yeah, so, Malcolm, talk a little about that. Talk a little about the status of that appendage at the end of your leg and when, you know, you might get back out onto that practice field. Talk a little about that. (Crickets). Malcolm? Malcolm?"
This is a guy who went on a tirade awhile back because he wasn't number one on the list of most important Redskins of the last 2 decades or something. Chris Samuels was number one, I think Lavar was 4 or around there, and he used half the show to basically say he was more important than Chris Samuels. "I changed GAMES," he said. As if Samuels never did.
The worst moment for me was when he finally got to interview Dan Snyder at the Super Bowl and he basically threw himself at the guy's feet and cried over their relationship like a little girl child. It was absolutely pathetic.
These guys are radio idiots. I actually dislike Chad more, because he seems more calculated with his idiocy. He's a slime merchant. Lavar just is who he is.