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    Default Some old guy with a Cowboys hat tried to engage me today.

    He was about 65 or so. He was buying some sort of antiseptic mouthwash. He said "how about them Cowboys?" and I just gave him a blank stare. He then started asking me what the Cowboys were going to do the Iggles on Sunday. I told him I had not read Scouts, INC yet so it was hard to say. It was the only time I wish I could see someones hip bone fracture right in front of me.

    Not surprisingly the guy told me he was from Silver Spring, originally. Cockroaches.

    God. **** them all.



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    Default Re: Some old guy with a Cowboys hat tried to engage me today.

    Sounds like a typical turd - they don't now jack about football or the NFL, but that doesn't stop them. If the Cowpies win, they spout off at the mouth and utter that unoriginal phrase.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin Emrys View Post
    Sounds like a typical turd - they don't now jack about football or the NFL, but that doesn't stop them. If the Cowpies win, they spout off at the mouth and utter that unoriginal phrase.
    lets just lump every Cowboy fan into the category that you desire......because you know EVERY DALLAS fan.


    I'd never compare you to some of the Redskins fans i know, you talk about not knowing a darn thing about football and riding a bandwagon???........just sayin,

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    Default Re: Some old guy with a Cowboys hat tried to engage me today.

    So did you go typical Eagle fan and hit him with a snowball ?

    or did you go the more civilized Eagle Fan route and just steal his groceries ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenRiggins View Post
    So did you go typical Eagle fan and hit him with a snowball ?

    or did you go the more civilized Eagle Fan route and just steal his groceries ?

    sounds like typical Eagles fan in that he hoped for a fractured hip, a la the incident with Michael Irvin in Veterans stadium.....classy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Who Del View Post
    Some old guy with a Cowboys hat tried to engage me today
    Did he get down on one knee?
    oops.

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    Default Re: Some old guy with a Cowboys hat tried to engage me today.

    Sounds like some regular friendly fan talk and you turned into the stereotypical eagles fan wishing physical harm on another human being simply because he follows a different sports team than you.

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    Default Re: Some old guy with a Cowboys hat tried to engage me today.

    He was trying to "pick you up"

    I read after that Senator's gay sex scandal,.... how 'bout them cowboyz is code to hit on male gay prostitutes


    did you have your frog/cookie monster suit on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Who Del View Post
    He was about 65 or so. He was buying some sort of antiseptic mouthwash. He said "how about them Cowboys?" and I just gave him a blank stare. He then started asking me what the Cowboys were going to do the Iggles on Sunday. I told him I had not read Scouts, INC yet so it was hard to say. It was the only time I wish I could see someones hip bone fracture right in front of me.

    Not surprisingly the guy told me he was from Silver Spring, originally. Cockroaches.

    God. **** them all.
    Way too many Cowboys fans in Frederick. Surprising amounts in NOVA too. Gross.

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    Default Re: Some old guy with a Cowboys hat tried to engage me today.

    Quote Originally Posted by bubba9497 View Post
    He was trying to "pick you up"

    He did NOT! He has a wide stance!

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    Default Re: Some old guy with a Cowboys hat tried to engage me today.

    You should have asked him to name one of their OL and problem solved my friend

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    Let me tell you something. He wasn't doing it to be friendly or as playful banter. He was doing it to be a prick. Win, lose or draw I wear my Eagles hoodie and hat everywhere. This guy wouldn't have said jack **** if they lost. But he thought he could get away with it because he's old and he wanted to get a rise out of me. He didn't know who Miles Austin was.

    He smelled like cat urine and Prestone anti-freeze. Besides hips can be replaced and fixed.



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    Default Re: Some old guy with a Cowboys hat tried to engage me today.

    he's probably never been to Texas....


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    Congrats on your recent engagement.

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    Default Re: Some old guy with a Cowboys hat tried to engage me today.

    Quote Originally Posted by Who Del View Post
    Let me tell you something. He wasn't doing it to be friendly or as playful banter. He was doing it to be a prick. Win, lose or draw I wear my Eagles hoodie and hat everywhere. This guy wouldn't have said jack **** if they lost. But he thought he could get away with it because he's old and he wanted to get a rise out of me. He didn't know who Miles Austin was.

    He smelled like cat urine and Prestone anti-freeze. Besides hips can be replaced and fixed.
    if the eagles had won, would you have said something to him first?

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