Stupid phrases people actually say

[Ax]

"How 'bout them Cowboys?"

Actually, last Sunday evening, I enjoyed the hell out of saying this to a few Cowboy fans.

[Ax]

That makes total sense to me. If you shoot someone you're at a distance and if they drop or stagger both of you can choose flight... either because you assume the guy's dead or because you have stopped the threat to yourself.

If you stab someone... they're right on top of you. You better finish the job or they're gonna getcha.

Of course, Slim made sure he did both.

"Yeah he was cut in 'bout a hundred places, and he was shot in a couple more."

[RedlightG20]

Some football commentators:

"Now this guy is a football player"
-Hmm, helmet... pads... brilliant!

"Campbell just didn't see the open receiver downfield"
-How do you know what he could and couldn't see, jackass?

And some ones from the office
Q: "Hey how's it going?"
A: "Ehh, it's Monday"

"Another day, another dollar"

"Almost Friday..."

I seriously avoid people at work who use these lines repeatedly.

[IONTOP]

Keanu Reaves was one of the greatest QB's ?

No not Keanu Reaves... Shane Falco

[ixcuincle]

Anything Robin Williams says. He's not funny! I can't understand anything he says because he goes up on stage and talks so fast...and then everyone starts laughing just because he makes funny noises and says gibberish words. HE'S NOT FUNNY.

[Kosher Ham]

I think the one thing that bothers me most is when people say ..."are you sure" when they ask for a favor or something.

Yes means yes, and no mean no. Don't keep asking me.

[KevinthePRF]

I'm in law enforcement, and this one grills me everytime:

Parent to young child, "See that police officer over there? He's going to take you to jail if you don't (straighten up/stop crying/act nice to your sister/etc)..."

Gee thanks.

[Burgold]

I'm in law enforcement, and this one grills me everytime:

Parent to young child, "See that police officer over there? He's going to take you to jail if you don't (straighten up/stop crying/act nice to your sister/etc)..."

Gee thanks.

I think you should saunter over there and say to the parent,

"Ma'am. I'm going to have to arrest you now for filing a false report and wasting a policeman's time on what clearly wasn't a crime. Up against the wall, ma'am. I have to search you now."

[NOLASKINSFAN]

This is Massachusetts and the election is for a national office. Zero chance.

Zing.

[Koolblue13]

Yeah but, the (insert political party) did this.

Yeah, but Bush.....

[Koolblue13]

Adding an "s" to quesadilla drives me nuts. It's one sandwich type thing. If I cut you sandwich in two, it doesn't become sandwiches.

Being in the service industry, I hear a load of things that make me crazy. The same stupid jokes over and over. Please, you're not being whitey and your server really doesn't care.

[CPORTISFAN999]

i was watching MTV Cribs a little while ago on Verizon Fios on Demand, and the guy on there said about 5 time "i'm not gonna lie, but...."

umm...i would hope you wouldnt lie...

[cjcdaman]

"Is it ok to call your ex-girlfriend a liar on Facebook if you just broke up with her because you caught her in a lie"

[MissU28]

I HATE when people talk in second person. Most people do it during interviews, and many famous people do it.

Instead of saying something like, "I get so excited when I win a big game, so I always feel like I'm on top of the world"....

people will say...

"you get so excited when you win a big game, so you always feel like you're on top of the world".... when they're talking about how THEY feel.

If you haven't noticed that, pay attention to some interviews. Notice how often people say "you" instead of "I". Bugs the **** out of me.

[CPORTISFAN999]

I HATE when people talk in second person. Most people do it during interviews, and many famous people do it.

Instead of saying something like, "I get so excited when I win a big game, so I always feel like I'm on top of the world"....

people will say...

"you get so excited when you win a big game, so you always feel like you're on top of the world".... when they're talking about how THEY feel.

If you haven't noticed that, pay attention to some interviews. Notice how often people say "you" instead of "I". Bugs the **** out of me.

yeah, but think of it this way. if they say "I", it makes them sound all "me first" type of guy. So maybe thats why they say "you".