Honorary Hog is a misunderstood man

[China]

HH has been going through some rough times, but I think this is due, in part, to him being a severely misunderstood person. To confirm my theory, I took some of HH's writings on this board and put them through a translator.

This seems to have confirmed my theory. Here is some of what I came up with:

I am a dreadfully flawed person who has the very best of intentions.

Translation: I think people with disabilities, it is the greatest aspiration.

As for what's stopping me, it's pretty simple. I'm not sure I'm smart enough to write it.

Translation: What can stop me, it's easy. I do not know, I know what I wrote.

Still, I hope the national attention for card games continues. My seven-year old is a helluva go-fisher.

Translation: But it is a map of the state. I am 7 years old, had a few fish.

I apologize in advance to the entire human female population for running up to you and throwing off all my clothes, and never bogging you down with things like conversation

Translation: I am very sorry to promote the rights of women, all residents will have all the clothes, you will encounter such things as running speech.

I like the fact that a superstar player is willing to throw his body around but it's getting to the point where he's getting a reputation -- deserved or not.

Translation: I'm ready to play on this planet, but it is important to workout - it's worth it or not.

I would nominate Jumbo for wisest. He can impart wisdom with the best of 'em. He can also call you a stupid dip**** in a way that actually leaves you feeling good about yourself.

Translation: Installation. I know a lot of data. We're sorry.

That's one of my favorite unrealistic dreams; to pick up a couple of horses from the fire department at Asateague and break them myself.

Translation: My dream: to become the official bird of the world asateague

What if I just slap my gf/wife, like she would me. No injury caused. Is that OK?

Translation: If you want women in the company. Therefore, there is no human life. Is it true?

I truly love the game of politics. It's so deeply interesting beyond the bull****. I just find the getting beyond it to be damned near impossible anymore.

Translation: I want to go into politics, they are, I think, still weak.

What matters to me is being able to survive until my next paycheck. What matters to me is being able to finally get some source of affordable damned healthcare.

Translation: You can pay me. Human resources are an important source of health insurance.

Now, y'all probably know I grew up redneck. That being the case, we're cornhole masters. We play the LENGTH of mom's yard between boards.

Translation: We are against parents, teachers, and I know that corn hole. We went to the beach from the park.

As the center of my own universe, I'm truly shocked at the realization that I'm not the center of yours too. I mean, afterall, how can you survive without such great threads as "Need my ES Family" or "Meet the Hog," or any number of other ego-centric endeavors of mine?

Translation: Center for Peace, I am so excited, I know this is not good. I know what we should do it well, because the wireless pigs, the family unit "or" other activities in society, or will you?

So forgive us HH if we're not always sure what you're trying to say.

[Teller]

I got a kick out of that buddy. Good stuff indeed.

Now, as for this honorary_hog character. I still don't like him; whether based on what he actually said OR the translation.

[Larry]

For some reason, after reading two or three of those, I started imagining myself on the phone with Tech Support India.

[Teller]

For some reason, after reading two or three of those, I started imagining myself on the phone with Tech Support India.

Oh aylo! Dees ees Bohb. Ow may I be of surbiss?

I wonder if Americans that go work in India answer: "Hey! How ya doin'? This here's Jawarhalal. Kin ah hip ya?"

[Predicto]

Now, as for this honorary_hog character. I still don't like him; whether based on what he actually said OR the translation.

Meh. He's allright. You just have to ignore what he says and what he does.

[Rdskn4Lyf21]

For some reason, after reading two or three of those, I started imagining myself on the phone with Tech Support India.

[Burgold]

Meh. He's allright. You just have to ignore what he says and what he does.

blindfolds help too.

[Predicto]

blindfolds help too.

Nose plugs?

[Burgold]

Nose plugs?

Sensory deprivation tank?

[Burgundy Burner]

This should help even more...

http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=279411

I need to get some more mileage out of that thread.

[Teller]

"They hate me! They REALLY hate me!"

I can retire now.

[Huly]

I love my HH! Es would not be the same without him.

[Larry]

Recall once reading a collection of some famous mis-translations.

One that stuck in my memory was that supposedly, people emerging from the subway at a very busy station in Tokyo, first saw a huge sign on the second floor of a building, advertising a large seamstress shop with the words (in English) "Women who are undressed have fits upstairs".

[ECU-ALUM]

Some of those were too funny.

Here is one thing translates into any language....HH is great guy to hang out and party with.