Why Was Danny Smith Allowed To Keep A Job? The all things Danny Smith Thread(Merged & M.E.T.)

[HailToTheRedskins14]

That Danny Smith/Earth comparison cracks me up everytime. Great picture.

[wrecker]

There couldnt be a more misleading stat in football than coverage team stats. Specail teams should be ranked on the number of FGs made and missed, the number of TDs made and allowed. The number of blocks made and allowed.

.....and the number of penalty yards during kick returns.

[Bang]

ALEXANDER!?

Wasn't it Keenan Robinson!?!?!? i.e. the ROOKIE. Why in the world blame Alexander? He's been a ST STUD for years.

You mean that guy with the horsecollar tackle on special teams yesterday?

Here's a fact: we have had NO STUDS on special teams.
Our special teams are AWFUL. Anyone claiming to be a stud on such a bad unit needs to have their head examined.

Alexander is a warrior, but on special teams he's as sloppy and mistake prone as any of them.

He's not alone, either.. players from other units routnely fail on our special teams while playing well elsewhere.

FTR, the only reason I left this message on Zo's facebook page is because i follow him, and it was an active thread. I didn't just pick him out. i like Zo,, he is a hard player

~Bang

[No Excuses]

I think I know why everyone thinks Danny Smith is a great coach. He basically did this:

[NLC1054]

...Soooooo....who wants to tell Bang the bad news?

[KDawg]

I will, just because his reaction is going to be priceless:

Bang,

You know I don't wish you any ill will, or pain. However, it is my duty to inform you of the recent goings on at Redskin Park. I don't believe that you'll be happy to hear of the events that are about to be presented, so I'd ask that you please, right now, remove all blunt objects, sharp objects, and hand your car keys to someone responsible so that you won't lock yourself in your garage with your car running. It is with great regret that I inform you that Danny Smith has had his contract extended. Yes, extended. I did not say terminated. I said extended. Spelled E, X, T, E, N, D, E, D. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

God Speed.

Dawg

[Jumbo]

I wake up in the morning and I wonder
Why everything's the same as it was
I can't understand, no, I can't understand
How life goes on the way it does

Why does my heart go on beating
Why do these eyes of mine cry
Don't they know it's the end of the world

[RSanz]

LOL. Oh Bang...pepper thy angus.

[BleedBNG]

Why does my heart go on beating
Why do these eyes of mine cry
Don't they know it's the end of the world

'cause Danny Smith won't say "GOODBYE!!!"

[GhostofSparta]

[Bang]

It just doesn't make a lick of sense.

~Bang

[NLC1054]

It just doesn't make a lick of sense.

~Bang

Did you take a tranquilizer?

Damn it, I thought we hid those!

[Boss_Hogg]

Danny Smith is like a turd that won't flush.

[Jumbo]

I'd rather have Danny De Vito.

[mi6]

Danny Smith has always sucked. People think he is good, because he screams on the sideline when really the special team unit as a whole has sucked since he been here.

Echo your sentiments. Danny plain sucks. While he has been our Special Teams Coach, we have not cracked the top 5