FESTIVUS Grievances Thread 2010

[Sticksboi05]

Well, it's that day of the year again. The legendary sitcom Seinfeld brought it to the mainstream in 1997. It is now celebrated across the nation.

Among the Festivus traditions is to put up an aluminum pole (because tinsel is distracting to Mr. Costanza), the performance of the feats of strength and...the airing of grievances, which is what this thread is for.

Air your Festivus grievances...the Skins suck so I know we have plenty...

Happy Festivus...for the rest of us!

-----------------------

[PokerPacker]

[aamiha73]

Feats of strength... so who has to wrestle Coach Shanahan?

[bishtw]

[IONTOP]

I have a grievance!!!!

My work has only ever had 3 male bartenders in the 3 year history, I've been the only male since February, when I work and the regulars come in I make about 60% of what my coworkers make when they work with the same customers coming in. That's ****ed up...

Therefore I propose a social amendment - Tip based on service and personality not looks (hell, tip on looks if you're not going to be gender biased [no homo]) It's not fair that I make less for doing the exact same job...

Also, I have an issue with Facebook and their privacy settings!!! How am I supposed to stalk hot chicks now??? I'm going to have to resort to stalking in person... FIX THIS

[Kosher Ham]

^^^ You already had dinner ?

[HAIL Freezes Ova]

Then this jerk had the audacity... THE AUDACITY to act as if he didn’t see those little blue squirrels running all over the highway... I told him "I was trying to avoid them" he said "you reek of liquor sir"... so I say "Go **** yourself Richard Simmons"(he had an awesome Jew-fro)....and then he tried to put me in cuffs!

I so meant that in a nice way... Richard Simmons is an icon in Pop culture and an all around friendly guy... I was only trying to compliment the guy.

So there me and Officer O’Malley were....wrestling on the side of the highway...when a mosquito landed on his cheek.....of course it was 15 degrees outside, but I saw that mosquito damnit.... Well.... I wanted to kill that bad boy for the nice office, but I needed the right velocity to do so....so I **** back...and punched that little bugger as hard as I could.

For such a big guy, he falls to the ground with a graceful elegance

Now I have a court date and this nifty ankle bracelet ... You would think a 0.21 blood alcohol level would get you a prize



Worst Monday Morning EVER!

[MattFancy]

My greivance is I want to see some snow this weekend! So snow damn it!

[HAIL Freezes Ova]

My greivance is I want to see some snow this weekend! So snow damn it!

Die now please sir!!!

[MattFancy]

Die now please sir!!!

Do not get in my way! This Festivus and I want SNOW!

[Sticksboi05]

The story...of Festivus:

[zoony]

Sticksboi weren't you 6 when that episode aired?

[Sticksboi05]

Sticksboi weren't you 6 when that episode aired?

I was 7, what's your point?

[Sticksboi05]

I have a grievance:

I'm tired of cold with no snow...such a waste of cold air.

[zoony]

I was 7, what's your point?

My grievance is: I don't want 20 year olds talking to me about Seinfeld episodes.