FESTIVUS Grievances Thread 2010

[Sticksboi05]

Feats of strength... so who has to wrestle Coach Shanahan?

McNabb maybe?

[polywog999]

My grievance is that I don't ever get to sleep in. The latest I can remember sleeping in was about 6:30 during the entire last 10 years.

My feat of strength is bench pressing 1,074 lbs....

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[DarrellsMyHero28]

My grievance is: I don't want 20 year olds talking to me about Seinfeld episodes.

Should I also get off your lawn?

[zoony]

Should I also get off your lawn?

If you're on it, yes.

[DarrellsMyHero28]

If you're on it, yes.

Sorry.

Can't help my hooligan self.

[PokerPacker]

My grievance is: I don't want 20 year olds talking to me about Seinfeld episodes.

Hey, the Jerk-store called. They're running out of you!

[CRogersGuy]

Hey, the Jerk-store called. They're running out of you!

Ha.

Haha.

Bravo, sir.

[shk75]

Hey, the Jerk-store called. They're running out of you!

What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller

[Sticksboi05]

What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

[shk75]

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

You bastard my wife is in a Coma

[Bang]

My grievance is simple.
There's no intelLigence test to be a Redskins fan.

Honestly, over in the Stadium I feel like Indiana Jones in the tomb with the snakes. My torch is fading, they're all around me, and they keep pouring in through the wall saying the dumbest most ridiculous things you can imagine.
You know, our team throws away two draft picks and a big contract plus tanks a season for 13 games because the coach is a racist, and secretly wanted to embarrass McNabb so he could insert Grossman.

~Bang

[zoony]

Hey, the Jerk-store called. They're running out of you!

the ocean called, they're running out of halibut.

[rumpshakers]

Feats of strength... so who has to wrestle Coach Shanahan?

Big Albert...

[polywog999]

Everyone OFF the lawn. Us old folks need our sleep....