Dec 27 2010
An inside source at Redskins park today, confirmed what many have suspected about Donavon McNabb- Dan Snyder is tired of playing with him and wants a brand new "Red Ryder, Tom Brady, quarterback with bolt action throwing arm and new Justin Bieber haircut."
Asked why the sudden disinterest in McNabb, Snyder replied- "My mom keeps yelling at me for leaving it laying around....and plus, it's stupid. I think the arm doesn't work. I put him in the closet with Albert Haynesworth."
"I want a new Red Ryder, Tom Brady, quarterback with bolt action throwing arm and new Justin Bieber haircut...and I want one now!!!"
Reports that Danny is holding his breath until his Christmas wish is granted, could not be confirmed. His mother responded with- "He doesn't even play with it (McNabb) anymore and he leaves it on the stairs all the time. His father almost broke his neck on it twice already."
Snyder is reportedly trying to work out a deal to buy the new Red Ryder, Tom Brady, quarterback with bolt action throwing arm and new Justin Bieber haircut, for a record $10,000,000,000.00, with his play-mate, Bill "The Evil Football Genius" Bill-e-cheat.
In addition to the steep asking price, The Dan, or "Captain Dan" as he likes to be referred to as, will have to cough up all the skins draft picks for the next 70 years.
"I don't care," Snyder said by phone. "Your'e not the boss of me. I can buy whoever I want." Snyder then sang the "Nany-Nany Boo-boo" song and then slammed the receiver down.
Edit: Correct spelling of the word, "BOLT" courtesy of- d0ublestr0ker0l. He also produced, co-wrote and now EDITED this piece of garbage.