Snyder tired of "stupid" Donavon McNabb toy; wants new "Red Ryder, Tom Brady, quarterback with bolt action throwing arm."

[polywog999]

Dec 27 2010



Redskins Park-
An inside source at Redskins park today, confirmed what many have suspected about Donavon McNabb- Dan Snyder is tired of playing with him and wants a brand new "Red Ryder, Tom Brady, quarterback with bolt action throwing arm and new Justin Bieber haircut."

Asked why the sudden disinterest in McNabb, Snyder replied- "My mom keeps yelling at me for leaving it laying around....and plus, it's stupid. I think the arm doesn't work. I put him in the closet with Albert Haynesworth."

"I want a new Red Ryder, Tom Brady, quarterback with bolt action throwing arm and new Justin Bieber haircut...and I want one now!!!"

Reports that Danny is holding his breath until his Christmas wish is granted, could not be confirmed. His mother responded with- "He doesn't even play with it (McNabb) anymore and he leaves it on the stairs all the time. His father almost broke his neck on it twice already."

Snyder is reportedly trying to work out a deal to buy the new Red Ryder, Tom Brady, quarterback with bolt action throwing arm and new Justin Bieber haircut, for a record $10,000,000,000.00, with his play-mate, Bill "The Evil Football Genius" Bill-e-cheat.

In addition to the steep asking price, The Dan, or "Captain Dan" as he likes to be referred to as, will have to cough up all the skins draft picks for the next 70 years.
"I don't care," Snyder said by phone. "Your'e not the boss of me. I can buy whoever I want." Snyder then sang the "Nany-Nany Boo-boo" song and then slammed the receiver down.


http://www.extremeskins.com/showthre...57#post8070157

Edit: Correct spelling of the word, "BOLT" courtesy of- d0ublestr0ker0l. He also produced, co-wrote and now EDITED this piece of garbage.

[d0ublestr0ker0ll]

Blot-action? Is that purposely spelled incorrectly? What's a blot do when in-action?

[polywog999]

Blot-action? Is that purposely spelled incorrectly? What's a blot do when in-action?

Your'e not the boss of me! This is my thread....MINE! MINE! MINE!

[AsburySkinsFan]

Blot-action? Is that purposely spelled incorrectly? What's a blot do when in-action?

*edit....didn't even see the spelling error.
I guess it was one of those instances where as long as the first and last letters are in their right places you can mix all the rest up and still be able to read the word, like this.

[skinsphan]

Sorry but that deserves a D-

[AsburySkinsFan]

Sorry but that deserves a D-

Only because it hurts so much.

[Mickalino]

An inside source at Redskins park today, confirmed what many have suspected about Donavon McNabb- Dan Snyder is tired of playing with him and wants a brand new "Red Ryder, Tom Brady, quarterback with bolt action throwing arm and new Justin Bieber haircut."

Edit: Correct spelling of the word, "BOLT" courtesy of- d0ublestr0ker0l. He also produced, co-wrote and now EDITED this piece of garbage.

Blot-action? Is that purposely spelled incorrectly? What's a blot do when in-action?

You guys noticed the mis-spelling of "bolt" but not even the mis-spelled name of our own QB ?

BTW, polywog, what's the reason for that horizontal line that goes through every one of your posts ?

[polywog999]

You guys noticed the mis-spelling of "bolt" but not even the mis-spelled name of our own QB ?

BTW, polywog, what's the reason for that horizontal line that goes through every one of your posts ?

Trying to through off my tormentors.

[Barney B]

Sorry but that deserves a D-

Tough crowd. I gave it a B.

The Russian judges gave it a 9.8.

[Mickalino]

Trying to through off my tormentors.

Trust me, they are throughn off by your spelling, totally

[CPORTISFAN999]

false. his dad couldnt have broken his neck on it twice already, because he is dead.

[thebluefood]

If we're not careful, he's gonna grab his magnifying glass, go out to the backyard, and burn a hole straight through his head.

Someone please make the hurting stop

[polywog999]

Trust me, they are throughn off by your spelling, totally

Correct spelling of the word "throw" brought to you by: Mick. He also "takes care" of my wife when I'm too busy to pay attention to her.

[joeknows]

funny stuff PW!