I've been so inspired by the Birthers and their enthusiasm, that it caused me to write a song about it. I'm not actually a birther, but I guess you could say I'm an opportunist. If I can make a quick buck, by writing a song to support the Birther beliefs, and sell it off to them, then why not.
The song I wrote is actually a parody.
See who can be the first to guess what original song it's based off of.
He was born under a bad sign,
Now he's 48 years old.
He's an illegal ruler who knows
How to take power and to gain control
A trail that started in Kenya
Took him through Hawaii
Now he's found his destiny
In Washington D.C
So he took all his birth papers
And hid them in the Hawaiian sand
And now he won't reveal them
Though the papers are what we demand
But, I took all his heartache
And turned it to shame,
Now I'm movin on, to Canada,
And I ain't taking the blame
Don't come running to me,
I have protested all I can
A hard-ruling president like him
Just makes a hard-fisted man
So I can say it to you, babe
I'll be a fool for the White House no more,
I'm so tired of trying,
I always end up crying,
A fool for the White House no more
I'm tired of hiding my feelings,
He's left me broke for so long
I gave all my taxes, but he tore through me like Ex-Laxes,
Oh baby, he done me wrong
Don't come running to me,
I know I've voted all I can
A hard-ruling president
Just makes a hard-fisted man
So at this birther rally,
We're just-a singin this song
We're like foreigners in this foreign president's land
Oh baby, he done us wrong.
We made our demands to the White House
We sent him many faxes
But he shredded his birth certificate
It was torn up like Ex-Laxes
So I can say it to you, babe
I'll be a fool for the White House no more,
A fool for the White House no more
I'm so tired of trying,
I always end up crying,
Fool for the White House no more



and I'd never get the **** off.
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