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    Default Vinny Cerrato, Republican Frontrunner for President

    According to sources, Vinny is throwing his hat in the ring. After a career in for profit business and as a leader in a multi-billion dollar industry, he says that it's time for him to give back.

    "Look, the most important job of the President is selecting the cabinet and if there's one thing I know how to do it's build a team" Cerrato said at a $10,000/a plate fundraiser for the GOP. He also says that he's more connected with the working man issues as he has experience dealing with players that come from every economic climate and stuff.

    "I've dealt with millionaires and people making the minimum wage and in my career with the Redskins whenever a player wanted to make it they came to me. I know how to make men rich and isn't that what the American dream is all about."

    His platform concentrates on three areas... Education (every American should have the opportunity to go to college for at least three years), Economics (Trust the deficit is bologna. For years, people were talking to us about Cap Hell. Cap Hell is for suckers, and the Draft (I believe in a strong America, but if there's anything my tenure with the Redskins proves it's that I don't believe in the draft. If I'm president we will concentrate on trade and not drafting young men)

    Cerrato said that he thought long and hard about this decision, but decided in the end that he had to heed this calling. "Too often politicians are disconnected. They need to come down. See a game. Sit in a luxury suite. Be one of the regular Joes." As for inflation, Cerrato says he sees no sign. "Prices are going down, man. Since I left Fed Ex field beer prices have dropped dramatically. It's hard to find an 8 dollar Miller Lite at a 7-11."

    And does he believe he can beat President Obama in an election.

    "I've looked at the numbers and stuff. Every year, football beats basketball in the ratings. This is going to be a cakewalk."

    When asked about his policy on legalizing drugs, Cerrato cut the interview short. But is he a serious candidate. One highly ranked GOP member who requested anonymity said this,

    "With his background in contracts, finance, competition, and name recognition... Vinny Cerrato is a name to be feared. Is he a serious candidate? You betcha."

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    And yet he'd STILL be better than Palin

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    Cerrato is definitely a candidate to keep an EYE on
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    What is this world coming to? Kansas losing to VCU, snow at the end of March, Vinny running for president.

    Gone, but not forgotten... RIP RP

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    LOL good job, had me going there for a second.
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    Default Re: Vinny Cerrato, Republican Frontrunner for President

    Not funny bro, I WOULD leave this country if he wins..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by kilerbee View Post
    Not funny bro, I WOULD leave this country if he wins..........
    Seriously, tho. Isn't he the best thing the GOP has offered thus far ?
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    Default Re: Vinny Cerrato, Republican Frontrunner for President

    Well....at least it's not Jerry Jones.



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    Quote Originally Posted by kilerbee View Post
    Not funny bro, I WOULD leave this country if he wins..........
    You're not thinking about this deeply enough. Who else in America has the same depth of experience when it comes to dealing with trade imblances, bad contracts, and maneuvering admist an otherwise paralyzing deficit? Heck, in dealing with player agents alone he has more diplomatic experience than half the Senators in Congress!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgold View Post
    You're not thinking about this deeply enough. Who else in America has the same depth of experience when it comes to dealing with trade imblances, bad contracts, and maneuvering admist an otherwise paralyzing deficit? Heck, in dealing with player agents alone he has more diplomatic experience than half the Senators in Congress!
    You think the national debt is bad now...we will be so far in the hole we would have to trade Hawaii to China for picks.....lol (so sad if I actually didn't see this possibly happening)

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    Quote Originally Posted by kilerbee View Post
    You think the national debt is bad now...we will be so far in the hole we would have to trade Hawaii to China for picks.....lol (so sad if I actually didn't see this possibly happening)
    I think we should trade them Ohio instead of Hawaii.

    That way we kill 2 birds with one stone, by getting rid of pessismists like you
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    Quote Originally Posted by kilerbee View Post
    You think the national debt is bad now...we will be so far in the hole we would have to trade Hawaii to China for picks.....lol (so sad if I actually didn't see this possibly happening)
    And then trade away the picks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kilerbee View Post
    You think the national debt is bad now...we will be so far in the hole we would have to trade Hawaii to China for picks.....lol (so sad if I actually didn't see this possibly happening)
    Nah, we'd be so far in the hole we'd be IN China, but with Cerrato's manuevering all the manufacturing jobs would come back here since the American labor wage would be so low.

    (Okay, that may be going too far. I don't know how I managed to combine the concept of Cerrato and low wages) We'll have to ask Vinny to clarify.

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    Default Re: Vinny Cerrato, Republican Frontrunner for President

    Burgold did you get the idea from Buford's post ?

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    Vinny for President
    Quote Originally Posted by royallypwned View Post
    Believe me when I say this, as it is 100% truth. If the Mavs win this championship, I would be fine with the Skins winning the next 10+ Super Bowls. I wouldn't care if the Cowboys went 0-16 every season. I'd be on and I'd never get the **** off.

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    Default Re: Vinny Cerrato, Republican Frontrunner for President

    No, I actually didn't see that. That's too funny. Great minds, I suppose

    I guess we both just saw the same clip on CMN.

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