Cigarettes are good for you....ask a doctor!
Coke is for babies....why breast feed!
Your wife is probably unfaithful....protect yourself!
Fred and Barney pitch drinking to kids....dress as women....and get their boss hammered to get their job back. I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP!!!!
More Flintstones, pushing cigarettes this time....watching their wives bust their behind while they waste the family savings on smokes....
I apologize on behalf of humanity for this....