Best Quotes from Movies

[SC_RedskinsFan]

I was watching Dirty Harry this evening, that thought this has to be one of the best, and one of the most recognizable quotes. So what do yall think?


Dirty Harry

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[Toe Jam]

"This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my *****"

-American Pie

[Rdskn4Lyf21]

My all-time favorite (incorporated in my newest tattoo):

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

-Shawshank Redemption

[fullnelson9999]

Anything from Anchorman.

[zoony]

"You use your tongue purtier than a $20 whore"

-Taggert

[FanboyOf91]

[Sticksboi05]

Funny how? Am I funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****ing amuse you...?

[grego]

Drainage! Drainage, Eli! Drained dry, you boy!

........If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw..... and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake...... I drink your milkshake!

I drink it up!

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possibly the greatest line in movie history

[thebluefood]

"english mother ****er! Do you speak it?!"

[RichmondRedskin88]

Grandam Lily: We're Alex's roommates.
Jeff: You're the reason Alex has been tired all week?
Grace: Well, we have been sort of rough on him. But, he is kind of soft if you know what I mean.
Grandma Lilly: We're not used to having a man in the house, so I guess we ride him pretty hard.
Barry: Ohh, that is so gnarly.

-Grandma's boy

[thebluefood]

"If you want to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

[ConnSKINS26]

"Paulie, pull over, I gotta take a leak. "

"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child."

Two under-rated ones from a classic, because the well-known ones are way too over-used. There are better ones, but I've always liked these for some reason.

I also love the scene where Micheal tells his wife she can ask him about his affair this one time, and then lies to her, and his men shut the door in her face as the kiss his hand and say "Don Corleone". So powerful.

[budski]

Think you used enough dynamite Butch?
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

[mardi gras skin]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

[RiggosMohawk]

"I have had it with these mother ****ing snakes on this mother ****ing plane."
The TV edit of the same line is hilarious too.