dailymail.co.uk: Was JFK killed because of his interest in aliens? Secret memo shows president demanded UFO files ten days before death

[Toe Jam]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ssination.html

An uncovered letter written by John F Kennedy to the head of the CIA shows that the president demanded to be shown highly confidential documents about UFOs 10 days before his assassination.

The secret memo is one of two letters written by JFK asking for information about the paranormal on November 12 1963, which have been released by the CIA for the first time.

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[Teller]

Oliver Stone is PISSED right now.

[Mickalino]

Meanwhile, they are reporting MLK was killed because he was about to show proof that white people were aliens from Uranus.

[Teller]

Meanwhile, they are reporting MLK was killed because he was about to show proof that white people were aliens from Uranus.

Good God you're on fire today! But damn, go pick on someone else for a minute!

[Mickalino]

Good God you're on fire today! But damn, go pick on someone else for a minute!

It's the benzodiazapine medication

[Teller]

It's the benzodiazapine medication

You selling?

[Mickalino]

You selling?

Not on a worldwide message board, but if you run into me in a dark alley in Memphis, we can negotiate.

[Toe Jam]

Well this thread is certainly delivering the goods.

[Teller]

In all seriousness though, if I were ever elected president (God help you all,) that would be the first thing I'd do. "OK, show me all the **** no one else is allowed to know. Aliens, what really happened to JFK, do we have dinosaurs hidden away somewhere? I want it ALL!!!"

[Mickalino]

Well this thread is certainly delivering the goods.

Yes, I offer overnight delivery as well, for my out of town clients.

[Toe Jam]

In all seriousness though, if I were ever elected president (God help you all,) that would be the first thing I'd do. "OK, show me all the **** no one else is allowed to know. Aliens, what really happened to JFK, do we have dinosaurs hidden away somewhere? I want it ALL!!!"

I'd avoid the punch after that.

[Teller]

I wonder if there's one dude in a bunker somewhere that just knows every damn thing. That'd be a kick-ass job, even if you never could see the sun again, and had an M-4 to your head all the time.

[mjah]

It's rare for a thread to draw connections between two different things depicted in my sig.

Kudos, good sir.

[IONTOP]

I wonder if there's one dude in a bunker somewhere that just knows every damn thing. That'd be a kick-ass job, even if you never could see the sun again, and had an M-4 to your head all the time.

aww screw that... Imagine if you were the guy who got to hold the M-4 to that guy's head...

Hot woman at bar: So what do you do for a living?
Me: I hold a gun to a guy's head to make sure he doesn't send any e-mails or make any phone calls
Hot woman at bar: *Takes off clothes*

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

Why is the CIA/FBI releasing all this alien information all of a sudden? Is this their way of trying to slowly tell us we are all going to be wiped out in 2012 by an alien attack?