I hear you're going to make a splash in free agency. Will you do me a favor? We suck. Can you fix that? I have a to-do list for you and would like you to use it. OK? Thanks.
1. Tell Brian Orakpo it's time. This defense revolves around him.
2. Sign Braylon Edwards. Why? Because he's a star and needs another chance to prove it.
3. Resign Santana. Braylon will benefit from that.
4. Sign Vince Young. Crazy? Make him 3rd string. He knows he won't start immediately but it puts his play making skills on our team. You're a hard ass, you can handle him. Think he's not worth the gamble? Go talk to Andy Reid. He was a step ahead of you on McNabb. I think he knows risk vs reward.
5. Don't release Albert Haynesworth. Worthless he may be to us, but not other teams in the NFL.
6. Our O-Line needs another piece. I hear some are on sale.
7. Nnamdi Asomugha is worth the contract. Don't believe me? Ask the thirteen, yes 13 reception he allowed last year. That's 16 games of playing half the field. Make it happen.
8. We may need a Qb, but I'll let you figure that one out.
If you are confused just give this to Bruce.
See you in September.