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    Default Dear Coach Shanahan: A List For You

    Shanahan,
    I hear you're going to make a splash in free agency. Will you do me a favor? We suck. Can you fix that? I have a to-do list for you and would like you to use it. OK? Thanks.

    To-Do List:
    1. Tell Brian Orakpo it's time. This defense revolves around him.
    2. Sign Braylon Edwards. Why? Because he's a star and needs another chance to prove it.
    3. Resign Santana. Braylon will benefit from that.
    4. Sign Vince Young. Crazy? Make him 3rd string. He knows he won't start immediately but it puts his play making skills on our team. You're a hard ass, you can handle him. Think he's not worth the gamble? Go talk to Andy Reid. He was a step ahead of you on McNabb. I think he knows risk vs reward.
    5. Don't release Albert Haynesworth. Worthless he may be to us, but not other teams in the NFL.
    6. Our O-Line needs another piece. I hear some are on sale.
    7. Nnamdi Asomugha is worth the contract. Don't believe me? Ask the thirteen, yes 13 reception he allowed last year. That's 16 games of playing half the field. Make it happen.
    8. We may need a Qb, but I'll let you figure that one out.

    If you are confused just give this to Bruce.

    See you in September.
    Last edited by SkinzDeep; July-18th-2011 at 10:23 PM.

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    there are other threads this could go in, but I think you're going to be sorely disappointed when FA does happen.
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    Your post is on some ol fruit in your loins type deal sir!

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    Points 2 and 7 are a major reason why we've continued to 'suck' for too long now,

    Hail.

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    I have only one item on the list for Shanny.

    Get a replacement for Rabach. Last year, preferably..Actually, I don't mind if Montgomery starts instead. FA or Steiger/Monty....whatever as long as it doesn't fold like a lawnchair.

    And no Vince Young, Nnamdi, or WRs aside from Moss. Please.....
    Last edited by SpacePenguin; July-17th-2011 at 12:33 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinzDeep View Post
    Shanahan,
    I hear you're going to make a splash in free agency. Will you do me a favor? We suck. Can you fix that? I have a to-do list for you and would like you to use it. OK? Thanks.

    To-Do List:
    1. Tell Brian Orakpo it's time. This defense revolves around him.
    2. Sign Braylon Edwards. Why? Because he's a star and needs another chance to prove it.
    3. Resign Santana. Braylon will benefit from that.
    4. Sign Vince Young. Crazy? Make him 3rd string. He knows he won't start immediately but it puts his play making skills on our team. You're a hard ass, you can handle him. Think he's not worth the gamble? Go talk to Andy Reid. He was a step ahead of you on McNabb. I think he knows risk vs reward.
    5. Don't release Albert Haynesworth. Worthless he may be to us, but not other teams in the NFL.
    6. Our O-Line needs another piece. I hear some are on sale.
    7. Nnamdi Asomugha is worth the contract. Don't believe me? Ask the thirteen, yes 13 reception he aloud last year. That's 16 games of playing half the field. Make it happen.
    8. We may need a Qb, but I'll let you figure that one out.

    If you are confused just give this to Bruce.

    See you in September.
    Why not trade next year's 2nd and 3rd rounders for Carson Palmer while we're at it? Come on, you were on a roll man!

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    I'm pretty thankful you are not running the team.

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    I'm always thankful that fans don't become general managers.

    ...This is one of the reasons why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinzDeep View Post
    Shanahan,
    I hear you're going to make a splash in free agency. Will you do me a favor? We suck. Can you fix that? I have a to-do list for you and would like you to use it. OK? Thanks.

    To-Do List:
    1. Tell Brian Orakpo it's time. This defense revolves around him.
    2. Sign Braylon Edwards. Why? Because he's a star and needs another chance to prove it.
    3. Resign Santana. Braylon will benefit from that.
    4. Sign Vince Young. Crazy? Make him 3rd string. He knows he won't start immediately but it puts his play making skills on our team. You're a hard ass, you can handle him. Think he's not worth the gamble? Go talk to Andy Reid. He was a step ahead of you on McNabb. I think he knows risk vs reward.
    5. Don't release Albert Haynesworth. Worthless he may be to us, but not other teams in the NFL.
    6. Our O-Line needs another piece. I hear some are on sale.
    7. Nnamdi Asomugha is worth the contract. Don't believe me? Ask the thirteen, yes 13 reception he aloud last year. That's 16 games of playing half the field. Make it happen.
    8. We may need a Qb, but I'll let you figure that one out.

    If you are confused just give this to Bruce.

    See you in September.
    Dear coach Shanahan. Please ignore this this list.
    Last edited by Mad Mike; July-17th-2011 at 12:46 PM.


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    Are you really inferring Rak is not playing to expectations? Rak has been outstanding.
    Last edited by Chump Bailey; July-17th-2011 at 01:21 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinzDeep View Post
    Shanahan,
    I hear you're going to make a splash in free agency. Will you do me a favor? We suck. Can you fix that? I have a to-do list for you and would like you to use it. OK? Thanks.

    To-Do List:
    1. Tell Brian Orakpo it's time. This defense revolves around him. Yes i can dig this
    2. Sign Braylon Edwards. Why? Because he's a star and needs another chance to prove it. No..No..No..No..No..No..and No...
    3. Resign Santana. Braylon will benefit from that. Yes and No (**** braylon)
    4. Sign Vince Young. Crazy? Make him 3rd string. He knows he won't start immediately but it puts his play making skills on our team. You're a hard ass, you can handle him. Think he's not worth the gamble? Go talk to Andy Reid. He was a step ahead of you on McNabb. I think he knows risk vs reward. Actually no.. let beck go.. if hes good then great.. if hes not.. QB of the future in 2012.
    5. Don't release Albert Haynesworth. Worthless he may be to us, but not other teams in the NFL. Keep him if not tradable.. force him to play.. put him on special teams vs extra points LOL
    6. Our O-Line needs another piece. I hear some are on sale. 2 or 3 pieces
    7. Nnamdi Asomugha is worth the contract. Don't believe me? Ask the thirteen, yes 13 reception he aloud last year. That's 16 games of playing half the field. Make it happen. I want Nnamdi.. BUT.. id rather give barnes a shot and see what the hell hes made of.
    8. We may need a Qb, but I'll let you figure that one out. #BasedBeck... or #BasedLuck

    If you are confused just give this to Bruce.

    See you in September.

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    This list is why we been so sorry the past 12 years are you a consultant for the team?
    Last edited by #1skinsfanever; July-17th-2011 at 01:08 PM.
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    As long as we say goodbye to Los and Heyer......looks to me like we are looking to win games on Defense so I'd except most of our resources to be used on that side of the ball....Bruce started early with the signing of O. J at FS and by all reports he is not done yet.

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    Vinny - G.T.F.O. of here.
    Last edited by TK; July-17th-2011 at 01:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NLC1054 View Post
    I'm always thankful that fans don't become general managers.

    ...This is one of the reasons why.
    This is what Madden has done to our society!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinzDeep View Post
    Shanahan,
    I hear you're going to make a splash in free agency. Will you do me a favor? We suck. Can you fix that? I have a to-do list for you and would like you to use it. OK? Thanks.

    To-Do List:
    1. Tell Brian Orakpo it's time. This defense revolves around him.
    2. Sign Braylon Edwards. Why? Because he's a star and needs another chance to prove it.
    3. Resign Santana. Braylon will benefit from that.
    4. Sign Vince Young. Crazy? Make him 3rd string. He knows he won't start immediately but it puts his play making skills on our team. You're a hard ass, you can handle him. Think he's not worth the gamble? Go talk to Andy Reid. He was a step ahead of you on McNabb. I think he knows risk vs reward.
    5. Don't release Albert Haynesworth. Worthless he may be to us, but not other teams in the NFL.
    6. Our O-Line needs another piece. I hear some are on sale.
    7. Nnamdi Asomugha is worth the contract. Don't believe me? Ask the thirteen, yes 13 reception he aloud last year. That's 16 games of playing half the field. Make it happen.
    8. We may need a Qb, but I'll let you figure that one out.

    If you are confused just give this to Bruce.

    See you in September.
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