Hey Tailgate Regulars (Part V) (Zoed wins)

[techboy]

Okay, this worked pretty well the last four times, so I'm going to try it again. I am a season ticket holder, but my wife hates football. Thus, each game, I end up looking for a person to accompany me in my seats in section 403.

So, if you are a regular of the Tailgate, and would like to go to this Sunday's game against the
49ers, speak up and you may have a ticket, free of charge.

The only rules:

The Prime Directive: You must be a Redskins fan. I thought this went without saying, but apparently not.

1. You must be loud on defense and quiet on offense.

2. You must not do anything to make me lose my season tickets.

3. You must sit next to me. Sorry.

4. You must meet me at the ES/RR Tailgate before the game to claim your ticket.

5. You must not have been a previous "winner".

When I use the term tailgate "regular", I'm talking about people like Predicto and Larry (to use two people that probably can't go ). People that have been around awhile, or just seem like they have, because they stick their nose in every conversation here.

I will bestow the dubious honor of attending a football game with me to the first qualified person that responds to this thread.

[Kosher Ham]

Oh, really ?

[techboy]

Oh, really ?

Hey... I waited until Tuesday. Apparently that wasn't a long enough cooling off period?

[Ellis]

I can't believe your wife hates football!! blasphemy!

lol.


Hope all is well.

[Jumbo]

Maybe someday, TB.

[Kosher Ham]

Hey... I waited until Tuesday. Apparently that wasn't a long enough cooling off period?

haha. Now that's a good one. Kudos.

I think I could seriously pull it off this weekend and can only imagine our random conversations.

Unfortunately, I withdraw my bid. I have family coming to town on Thursday. They wouldn't mind too much would they ?

Sign up for your chance folks. Do not let this chance slip away.

[techboy]

Unfortunately, I withdraw my bid. I have family coming to town on Thursday. They wouldn't mind too much would they ?

Oh... I misunderstood you. I thought you were making fun of the offer. I guess I should have specified "responds to this thread with a request for the ticket."

Sorry you can't make it, though.

[Kosher Ham]

Oh... I misunderstood you. I thought you were making fun of the offer. I guess I should have specified "responds to this thread with a request for the ticket."

Sorry you can't make it, though.

Geez, I am not that much of a jerk. I would have loved to go. But I can't let down the little guy that expects to see his uncle.
EDIT: The smilie thing was meant to be a "yea me, I won". Have a great time brother.

[techboy]

Geez, I am not that much of a jerk.

It's not so much that you are a jerk, as I was half-expecting sarcastic/bitter comments. I really did wait until Tuesday to let a little of the anger over Sunday fade from memory.

The human mind has an amazing ability to forget pain. This explains why many women give birth to more than one child.

And how we can stay fans of this team.

[DCsportsfan53]

I'd be interested in going, despite how little I actually want to see this team right now. I reserve the right to back out if it turns out Rex is starting again.

[techboy]

I'd be interested in going, despite how little I actually want to see this team right now. I reserve the right to back out if it turns out Rex is starting again.

We have a winner.

I'd gripe about your lukewarm response, but I have to admit I kind of feel the same way.

[DCsportsfan53]

We have a winner.

I'd gripe about your lukewarm response, but I have to admit I kind of feel the same way.

Don't take it the wrong way, your offer is more than generous and happily accepted....they're just so bad, lol. Looking forward to it, thank you.

[Kosher Ham]

Congrats.

I am certain it will be a good time.

The ES/RR tailgates are awesome.

[hokie4redskins]

I'd be interested in going, despite how little I actually want to see this team right now. I reserve the right to back out if it turns out Rex is starting again.

Don't miss our hockey game dude. Need two lines. There might be puke on the ice again.

[DCsportsfan53]

Don't miss our hockey game dude. Need two lines. There might be puke on the ice again.

Come on now, you know I'll be there. I made it there after the Eagles game, didn't I?