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    Default Boots to asses

    That's what it is. If I have to explain it to you, then you might as well start doing it because you're to lazy to look it up.

    If you're offering white noise, you can expect a boot to the ass.

    If you can't follow the Rules, even the common sense ones, expect a boot to the ass.

    If you can't match your socks, expect a boot to the ass.

    If you have nothing to offer, expect a boot to the ass.

    If you have simply become more hassle to keep around then you're worth, expect a boot to the ass.

    If you're suffering from a case of dumbassitus, expect a boot to the ass.

    If you're stuck on stupid or insist on being an idjit, expect a boot to the ass.
    Last edited by TK; November-15th-2011 at 06:31 PM.

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    Default Re: Kick rocks.

    But don't drink Coke with them or your stomach will explode.

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    Default Re: Kick rocks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rufus T Firefly View Post
    But don't drink Coke with them or your stomach will explode.

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    Default Re: Kick rocks.

    Oh boy, that is a phrased used by one of the subjects of the "I hate these 2 radio personalities" thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rufus T Firefly View Post
    But don't drink Coke with them or your stomach will explode.
    That's pop rocks. And if you have, pass em to Jumbo.

    ---------- Post added November-15th-2011 at 07:21 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Redskins Diehard View Post
    Oh boy, that is a phrased used by one of the subjects of the "I hate these 2 radio personalities" thread.
    Guess I'll just have to change it to **** off! then.

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    Default Re: Kick rocks.

    I prefer Boots to Asses over kicking rocks..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavarleap56 View Post
    I prefer Boots to Asses over kicking rocks..
    Boots2Asses or Cena's Lady Parts clap clap clappy clap?

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    Default Re: Boots to asses

    "Boots to asses" so much for TV-PG

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    Default Re: Boots to asses

    Much better!

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    Default Re: Kick rocks.

    What?! No Gano reference yet? Man, crowd must be in sleep mode..lol..
    I had to do a double-take on the thread title, thought it said Kid Rock for a second; then thought, great, don't tell me HE'S trying out for a qb spot...

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    Default Re: Boots to asses

    I wish I was an idiot.

    Then Id have an excuse!

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    Default Re: Boots to asses

    I picture TK looking at the threads/posts and saying this:

    [YOUTUBE]kXlm5GJ2A4w[/YOUTUBE]
    Last edited by Coolio47; November-15th-2011 at 06:36 PM.


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    Default Re: Boots to asses

    Not sure I like the blatant ripping off of the People's Champion here, TK. No credit is even given. For shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KDawg View Post
    Not sure I like the blatant ripping off of the People's Champion here, TK. No credit is even given. For shame.
    It doesn't matter what you like!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TK View Post
    It doesn't matter what you like!

    You know what you can do with your catch phrase, TK?

    You can shine it up... REAL nice...

    Take your time, make it sparkle...

    Then you can do us all a favor and turn it sideways. Not just a slight turn, we want it completely sideways...

    Then you can stick it straight up your candy ass!

    Ahahahah. Okay. Too much fun.

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