SBNation: Josh LeRibeus Stabbed Carnie (at age 3)

[2v2nv]

I can see Goodell fining us in the near future for this.

Rule #2121323123
"The Redskins may not draft carnie stabbers."

[jaybrant]

Carny stabbed by Josh LeRibeus sent out this statement on his facebook page:



"Is tru I waz stabed bi Jawsh Lerebs! It waz tha bes thng 2 hapn me, I deside 2 chang carears. Wint frum dart gam 2 basketbaw gam. Is impawsbel to git stabed bi basketbaw? Thanx Jawsh"

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

Two things on my bucket list:

1. Kill a drifter
2. Stab a carnie

If the bastard has hit both of these, I'm going to be pissed.

[Chachie]

I see lots of future penalties.

[Hogs Ahead]

My Playing!!!!!!!

[SWFLSkins]

Uhh. Do you think the parents really wanted to feel the wrath of the "Josh Rage" too?

Just give him what he ****ing wants!

I would have gave him something but not what he wanted. Josh Rage? I would simply say you know you are not going to stay with Uncle John again if you act like this....and when you father gets ahold of you wow, your in trouble, lol.

[Califan007]

I see lots of future penalties.

As long as darts aren't made part of the official uniform we should be ok ...

[LaRonDontLikeUgly]

Move over, Comb! After watching/listening to a few interviews of Ribeye, he is officially my favorite Redskin to never take a snap.

[STBonecrusher21]

Move over, Comb! After watching/listening to a few interviews of Ribeye, he is officially my favorite Redskin to never take a snap.

Malcolm took 21 games worth of snaps.

[Timmy Smith]

That is seriously disturbing...

Sounds like his parents did a pretty terrible job raising him at that point, I certainly hope they changed in later years :-O.

Seriously who rewards a kid for stabbing someone with giving him what he wants?

Hehe, seriously. Well, you have to be a little crazy to play football. And I learned a long time ago that the average football player is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Be that as it may, I'm psyched we drafted this guy. He reminds me of Cooley a little, in demeanor: crazy, fun-loving wild kid who says what he thinks and cracks everyone up. And if he can zone-block as well as everyone says he can, then he could be a real beast for us.

[tibbidoe]

That's miles beyond funny.

Made me think of the Hulk, but with 'tiny face'.

"JOSH SMASH!!!"

[dswerdlw]

This guy has hog written all over him.

[Stophovr6]

Let's not pretend like carnies don't stab people from time to time. Karma.

[GhostofSparta]

It's official. Man-crush engaged.

[AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy]

Move over, Comb! After watching/listening to a few interviews of Ribeye, he is officially my favorite Redskin to never take a snap.

Haha! I was thinking the same thing. Ribs is putting himself in elite company, because I loved me some Comb.

I don't like penalties, but I do like guys that play with an edge. TWilliams is like that, and he's learning which rules he can bend and which ones he can't. Wilber Marshall was the master at it. The guy was in the middle of every scuffle, and it seemed like he never got flagged.

Back on topic, I think I like Ribeye better than Ribs. So...here's to Ribeye being a stud for the next ten years.