Poll: Would you cut off the tip of your pinkie or little toe in exchange for Redskins Superbowls?

[No_Pressure]

Ask me again when I'm 95 years old. If the Redskins haven't won a superbowl by then, sure I'll cut off my pinky. I mean at best I'd have like 5 or so years left anyway, what the **** do I care if I have the tip of my pinky at that point?

Oh and otherwise...you'd have to either be incredibly stupid or terrifyingly desperate to mutilate yourself to ensure the success of a sports team.

Next thread: Would you give up your first born child in exchange for tickets to a superbowl the Redskins win? Would you sell your wife into sexual slavery in Eastern Europe if it meant RG3 would throw 50 touchdowns next season?

On second thought, if it were guaranteed I might do it and then place massive bets on the fact that the Redskins would make it to and win the superbowl, thus making millions through gambling. That's the only reason I'd do it though, nobody's going to cut off part of my limb in exchange for success of something so arbitrary.

[grhqofb5]

WAIT! Having just re-read the poll options, I want to hold off on my hasty N O !

What is a 'Super BOW ?'

If there's a massive big bow at stake, this might put a whole different slant on things. Is it multicolored? Does it spin and shoot sparks clown style? Is it a floating bow? Enquiring minds need to know!

Hail.

Wouldn't let me finish my sentance, Cut off the last piece. Carry on.

[Koolblue13]

It's just the tip, brotha..... Imagine the return on that investment.

Dude, I have a serious, no joke, wonderfully enjoyable, it's a problem drinking problem and I wouldn't do this at 4 am on a Tuesday.

[oldskoolskins]

Dayum boy, it's just a game. Thanks but i'll keep all my digits...

[SC_RedskinsFan]

There is NO way in hell I would do that, but one of yall can take one for the team

[MadMonkey]

Is it one of those big PINKbow's

[Koolblue13]

Where is the "if you say yes, you should have your keys and voting rights taken away" option?

[Destructis]

Did you vote in the poll?

Did now, the poll wasn't there yet when I posted.

[jaybrant]

The fun for me is the anticipation and the chance that my team could make it to the playoffs and eventually get to the Superbowl. Knowing ahead of time would just ruin it for me. So, I say no.

[grhqofb5]

The fun for me is the anticipation and the chance that my team could make it to the playoffs and eventually get to the Superbowl. Knowing ahead of time would just ruin it for me. So, I say no.

We're using Terminator time travel rules on this one. You know what will happen but certain events can still change the future. So everyone will still have to try hard, etc.

[darrelgreenie]

I have conversations like this all the time (body part in exchange for _______)
Happily married + children
Already have a stinky pinky from football on my left hand that people seldom notice.
You can have my tip of my pinky for a SB it would be an easy trade.

[Gart Monk]

The fun for me is the anticipation and the chance that my team could make it to the playoffs and eventually get to the Superbowl. Knowing ahead of time would just ruin it for me. So, I say no.

Agreed. This fantasy sceneio should be offered to Eagles/Lions fans.

[DC9]

Guys... think about it.

This team takes your blood pressure and raises it every weekend, taking months to years off of your life.... why not get it out of the way with a quick snip and know that it's garunteed? lol.

How many of you use your pinky for anything? (let alone, just the end of it)

Obviously Bang! would need his so that he can stick it out when he's drinking his wine, but other than that... ****

---------- Post added September-7th-2012 at 10:11 AM ----------

Agreed. This fantasy sceneio should be offered to Eagles/Lions fans.

Do you really want to play just the tip with someone from Philly or Detroit?

[StillUnknown]

Its just a pinky

give me a superbowl

[grhqofb5]

Agreed. This fantasy sceneio should be offered to Eagles/Lions fans.

Do you really want to play just the tip with someone from Philly or Detroit?

If it were Lions/Eagles fan, I think we'd have to start discussing genatalia.