Poll: Would you cut off the tip of your pinkie or little toe in exchange for Redskins Superbowls?

[ILikeBilly]

I didn't vote, but if I got to coach or play in the game, then yes, I would do it. As a fan, no. But, I have lived through us winning 3 and losing 2. I am excited for RG to bring us III more!!! Question, when he wins his 1st SB and the 'Skins fourth, can we call him RG IV?

[amm0409]

No medical pain relievers for me, just straight up If part of the poll is for 3 straight super bowls, bring it

[stevemcqueen1]

It's a ****ing game. Shoots and ladders for adults. It's nothing to be taken serious. A ****ing game.

If you're willing to lose a part of a limb for this, you should lose more. Jackwagon.

Yeah anyone seriously willing to do this has troubled priorities.

[Boss_Hogg]

I'll even give my left testicle.

[thesubmittedone]

This poll is awesome, lol.

But hell no. That's ridiculous. I don't worship Super Bowls, though I'd love for the Skins to win them all. I enjoy the Redskins, nothing more nothing less. They don't need to win for me to enjoy them.

[Gibbs Hog Heaven]

BTW, to add to my earlier big ass N O !, I wouldn't want a fourth Lombardi just handed to me.

For those of us that lived through the first three, the euphoria when you finally scale that peak and become World Champions is unparalleled. Trust me kids, how ever much we all ache to see another, or even our first in younger guys circumstance, it wouldn't be the same knowing it was just given to you rather than you going out and earning it as the best of the best.

All the **** we've had to endure the last two decades will taste that much sweeter when this rebuild culminates in #4.

Hail.

[Botched]

We cut off part of baby boys' wee wees for no reason, and most of us don't think twice about it. I don't see why a consenting adult losing a little bit of finger to gain a lot of happiness, is so crazy.

Sign me up for losing the tip of my pinky for some Redskins glory.

[grhqofb5]

BTW, to add to my earlier big ass N O !, I wouldn't want a fourth Lombardi just handed to me.

For those of us that lived through the first three, the euphoria when you finally scale that peak and become World Champions is unparalleled. Trust me kids, how ever much we all ache to see another, or even our first in younger guys circumstance, it wouldn't be the same knowing it was just given to you rather than you going out and earning it as the best of the best.

All the **** we've had to endure the last two decades will taste that much sweeter when this rebuild culminates in #4.

Hail.

I think for the older folks, the question is going to have to be reversed. Would you sacrafice the tip of your non-dominant pinkie, or your pinkie toe, to prevent all 3 Redskins Super Bowl victories from being taken away, (i.e. wipe them clean from your consciousness) (and no, don't say "well, I wouldn't know what happened anyways, so wouldn't care")?

[UK SKINS FAN '74]

That'll be no from me.

[HogNose]

No. I've already experienced three SB wins....and I still have all my digits.

[grhqofb5]

Those of you using the argument that "I've seen the previous wins, they were great. It would really ruin it if I didn't get that feeling of anticipation during the season, if I already know what's going to happen it'll just take the fun out of it." I assume this means "I would normally do it, but becuase knowing the result beforehand would suck the fun out of it, I won't do it."

Why not just say, "Hey, *******, I'm not cutting off my damn finger or toe so that some sports team can win a championship and I can sit in my basement drooling over it. I am not ready to be a partial amputee. It would seriously degrade the quality of my life, and I'm not even sure if its legal for a Dr. to do that to an otherwise healthy person."

[pjfootballer]

If I could kick Roger Goodell in the doo-dads, it cut a pinky tip off.

[ConnSKINS26]

Two things here:

1. You don't need your pinkie toe for anything, never mind the tip. I doesn't even help you balance, or anything.

2. Knowing this ahead of time, you could get ****ing RICH with a few different miracle-level-long-odds bets.

[SWFLSkins]

I'll even give my left testicle.

Call me skeptical. I can't see laying my junk across an oak trunk getting lopped off for the sake of a Redskins championship. Many men talk a big game, but when balls are down and hatchet is drown back I suspect minds get changed in a hurry.

---------- Post added September-7th-2012 at 04:26 PM ----------

Good news everyone! I accidentally cut off the tip of my pinky in a kitchen accident earlier this year. Damn you mandoline! Superbowl, here we come!

Useless without pics. =;-p

[ConnSKINS26]

Call me skeptical. I can't see laying my junk across an oak trunk getting lopped off for the sake of a Redskins championship. Many men talk a big game, but when balls are down and hatchet is drown back I suspect minds get changed in a hurry.

Yeah, that is ridiculous. But part of your non-dominant pinkie toe? Sure. I'd have that cut off for a few grand. Not because I'm desperate, but because it's literally useless, and I wouldn't care at all. Is not dangerous. It would just look a little funny.

Of course, barring the "wanting to get rich off of long-odds bets" angle I already posted, there's another option for those who don't think they'd enjoy it.

Obviously this scenario requires some type of cosmic-power level genie to make it happen. So you could easily wish that once you lose the toe, you wake up with no idea why you did it. Boom. Season enjoyment restored.

But getting rich would be tempting.