Alfred Morris needs a cool nickname

[Painkiller]

Didn't mean to tick you off PK...I just think it will come naturally over time. The guy is legitimate. There is no doubt about it.

PS I like "Old School"

I'm just messing with you. I'm not ticked off. Honestly, I figured there would be some comments along those lines. I don't think it's too early though. The guy isn't all of a sudden going to stop trucking people. He's a beast.

[Mr. Sinister]

The Transporter...

Deadly efficient/reliable. Yeah, I should probably get to bed.

[Nomadskin11]

as has been said, though it's maybe too early for nicknaming, I've also been calling him

The Butler

because

a) he is constantly serving those fools

b) he did it, and he'll do it again

[SonOfWashington]

"For The Last Time I'm Not Terrell Davis"

[MLSKINS]

I like Old School. The butler aint that bad either....

[elkabong82]

http://washingtonexaminer.com/rick-s...rticle/2509359

He's been called The Butler, that's what I've been referring to him as, it's what I'll stick with.

[Sweet Sassy Molassy]

A Train is worn out... METRO MORRIS

Terrible.

[CapsSkins]

I like The Butler, because he always delivers and the Batman/Alfred thing. But Metro Morris is good too and if his teammates/coaches call him "Al-Mo" then the whole thread is moot.

[TheREALJBird]

It'll come in time I'm sure. Old School is kinda lame in my opinion, cliche.

[DCthomahal]

Chugger. Like his old Mazda and my old Festiva ...he just keeps chuggin. Watching him churn those legs from the snap to the whistle and beyond is my kind of entertainment.

But I post this in complete confidence it will not catch on. Otherwise I would never hit "post." I just liked the story about his car :-). (Hey, if it works and is good on gas...)

Ultimately I agree that anything that sticks should come just over the course of time ...and from his teammates as well, I think.

Mazda's slogan is Zoom Zoom, I think? So I guess the question is, which would be worse: chugger or zoom zoom.

[djbubba4life]

Simply, "The Butler," Serving up a 3 course meal of Sizzling Shoulder Pad, Stiffarm De La Jour, and prime cut Roasted Ankle, with a complimentary bottle of Foot Up Your Ass

actually made me lol

[youngchew]

Al the Plow

"Alfridazen," because he's saving goodbye to the defense

[tibbidoe]

He calls his Mazda his "Bentley".

How about "Almo Bentley" or maybe "Tickle Me Almo"? "Torque"?

Why are skins fans so corny

No need for a Nick Name.

Umm... Bored people on a message board? haha

[Vladimir L]

Why are skins fans so corny

No need for a Nick Name.

[Coopskin]

Alfred "The Bulldozer"Morris.