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  1. October-9th-2012 07:49 PM #1
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    Default Yippie-Kai-Aye mother kicker - Get your Kai Forbath puns off your chest here!

    My other favourite one that I want to see used as a headline if he kicks a game winning field goal is;

    "Cobra Kai sweeps the leg"
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  2. October-9th-2012 07:54 PM #2
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    Default Re: Yippie-Kai-Aye mother kicker - Get your Kai Forbath puns off your chest here!

    Not sure if this should go in the existing Kai thread or not, but I'm cool with this as his name lends itself to many good puns.

    Forbath, the hygenic one.

    Cobra kai.

    Kai-yah!
    The press asked a Redskins executive about the salary cap penalty and the executive responded, "Ask John Mara." So the press asked Mara and he said, “What they did was in violation of the spirit of the salary cap. "

    Oh I see now, even though there was no actual salary cap in 2010 according to the CBA, the "spirit" of the salary cap still existed. Thanks for clearing that up Mara.
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    Default Re: Yippie-Kai-Aye mother kicker - Get your Kai Forbath puns off your chest here!

    King Kai. Like from DBZ.
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  4. October-9th-2012 07:59 PM #4
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    Default Re: Yippie-Kai-Aye mother kicker - Get your Kai Forbath puns off your chest here!

    I was gonna go with the punt, but then I got Kai.

    I was gonna punt it from the 31, but then I got Kai.

    We got rid of Cundiff and I know whyyy.

    Because we got Kai.

    Because we got Kai.

    Because we got Kaiiiiii..

    Lada da da dada da....
    Last edited by STBonecrusher21; October-9th-2012 at 08:06 PM.
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    Default Re: Yippie-Kai-Aye mother kicker - Get your Kai Forbath puns off your chest here!

    Good one STBonecrusher21.
    The press asked a Redskins executive about the salary cap penalty and the executive responded, "Ask John Mara." So the press asked Mara and he said, “What they did was in violation of the spirit of the salary cap. "

    Oh I see now, even though there was no actual salary cap in 2010 according to the CBA, the "spirit" of the salary cap still existed. Thanks for clearing that up Mara.
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    Default Re: Yippie-Kai-Aye mother kicker - Get your Kai Forbath puns off your chest here!

    Kai mayayaaaaaaaaaa
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    Default Re: Yippie-Kai-Aye mother kicker - Get your Kai Forbath puns off your chest here!

    Quote Originally Posted by Chadwiko View Post
    "Cobra Kai sweeps the leg"
    I was thinking. "Defeat does not exist in this dojo."

    Feel free to replace "Defeat" with "Fear" or "Pain".
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    Default Re: Yippie-Kai-Aye mother kicker - Get your Kai Forbath puns off your chest here!

    I just hope he works out. I thought Gano might be the guy, was excited when we had Rackers, and was confused when we signed Cundiff.

    Sorry, I can't think of any jokes I'm not ashamed to put into writing so I'll keep them to myself.
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    Default Re: Yippie-Kai-Aye mother kicker - Get your Kai Forbath puns off your chest here!

    L'Kaim.

    To (our season's) life!!
    FREE THE HOG!!!
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    Default Re: Yippie-Kai-Aye mother kicker - Get your Kai Forbath puns off your chest here!

    Quote Originally Posted by skinsfan07 View Post
    King Kai. Like from DBZ.
    So if he uses the Kaio-Ken, does his kicking range increase or what?
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    Default Re: Yippie-Kai-Aye mother kicker - Get your Kai Forbath puns off your chest here!

    Ni Hao Kai Lan I dunno I suck at "puns"


    I watch to much nick jr....spencas
    Thanks Soup
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    Default Re: Yippie-Kai-Aye mother kicker - Get your Kai Forbath puns off your chest here!

    Well its about KaiM.
    The press asked a Redskins executive about the salary cap penalty and the executive responded, "Ask John Mara." So the press asked Mara and he said, “What they did was in violation of the spirit of the salary cap. "

    Oh I see now, even though there was no actual salary cap in 2010 according to the CBA, the "spirit" of the salary cap still existed. Thanks for clearing that up Mara.
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    Default Re: Yippie-Kai-Aye mother kicker - Get your Kai Forbath puns off your chest here!

    Quote Originally Posted by STBonecrusher21 View Post
    I was gonna go with the punt, but then I got Kai.

    I was gonna punt it from the 31, but then I got Kai.

    We got rid of Cundiff and I know whyyy.

    Because we got Kai.

    Because we got Kai.

    Because we got Kaiiiiii..

    Lada da da dada da....
    /Thread. Both for creativity and because we literally would have been better off punting (or going for it) from the 31 yard line. Sad but true, as I remember thinking to myself we NEED to go for it because Cundiff will find a way to blow this.
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    Default Re: Yippie-Kai-Aye mother kicker - Get your Kai Forbath puns off your chest here!

    How many threads do we need for this signing of our new kicker??? Looks like with this one we are apparently at 4 now
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  15. October-9th-2012 08:19 PM #15
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    Default Re: Yippie-Kai-Aye mother kicker - Get your Kai Forbath puns off your chest here!

    I believe in our Kai
    I believe he can touch the sky
    I think about him every night and day
    And about his future play
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