ES's Offical 11/6/2012 Election Results Thread (DISCUSS THE RESULTS HERE)

[JimboDaMan]

Oh Fox News.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNXGAJX6KSk

Look at this scary black guy opening the door for little old ladies. Clearly illegal.

lol at Fox News, racist ****s.

That scary black man is a legal poll watcher.

As are the legions of Tea Party 'true-the-vote' asshats who wouldn't dream of intimidating the minority voters they intend to challenge at polls today.

[Rdskns2000]

Is it just me, or does anybody else need a REALLY strong drink right now?

Well, since I don't drink- no. I am hoping my niece's mom will pick her up from school; so I can then order my PIZZA.

For those who drink; you may want to hold off until later on the night; especially if your guy loses. You will then want to drown in your sorrows.

[brandymac27]

Well, since I don't drink- no. I am hoping my niece's mom will pick her up from school; so I can then order my PIZZA.

For those who drink; you may want to hold off until later on the night; especially if your guy loses. You will then want to drown in your sorrows.

OMG....I'm getting so nervous. This is like watching the Skins in the SB in the 4th quarter with 2 minutes left, and they're only up by 1 point and the other team has the ball!

[Portis for 6]

Oh Fox News.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNXGAJX6KSk

Look at this scary black guy opening the door for little old ladies. Clearly illegal.

Dude, why is he there? whats the point? Why is it that every time 'race" comes up its from cry baby Dems? Fox news is just stating facts get over it!

[Hersh]

Reports are coming in that voter turnout is higher than 2008 in Obama's strong holds. It's something he definitely needs.

[brandymac27]

Dude, why is he there? whats the point? Why is it that every time 'race" comes up its from cry baby Dems? Fox news is just stating facts get over it!

Is this a serious post?

[Larry]

Dude, why is he there? whats the point? Why is it that every time 'race" comes up its from cry baby Dems? Fox news is just stating facts get over it!

That's better than the Onion article I posted.

[Larry]

An oldy but a goody.

Onion: New GOP Strategy Involves Reelecting Obama, Making His Life Even More Miserable

WASHINGTON—Calling a GOP victory in the 2012 presidential election antithetical to the party platform, top Republicans revealed a new long-term political strategy Tuesday: reelecting Barack Obama and making his life even more of a living hell than it already is.

"For three years, the Republican Party has coalesced around the single goal of making President Obama's every waking moment sheer and utter torture," Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters. "But we can't continue to do that if he's not in office."

"If we are going to make the president a haggard shell of a human being by the time he leaves the White House, we need four more years of never compromising, four more years of miring every piece of legislation in unnecessary procedural muck, four more years of pretending we want to work with the president and then walking away from the table at the last second," McConnell added. "Four more years! Four more years! Obama 2012!"

According to GOP sources, the decision to cede the 2012 election to Obama came after rank-and-file Republicans agreed that grinding the president down to nothing and pushing him to the brink of insanity was far more in line with the Republican Party's core principles than actually controlling the White House, making laws, or governing the country.

More at link.

[AsiaticSkinsFan]

Dude, why is he there? whats the point? Why is it that every time 'race" comes up its from cry baby Dems? Fox news is just stating facts get over it!

the "semi-military stance" is fact?

intimidating people from voting by opening up the door and letting voters in? LMAO

[Predicto]

Dude, why is he there? whats the point? Why is it that every time 'race" comes up its from cry baby Dems? Fox news is just stating facts get over it!

[Jumbo]

Always revealing when "typical whackjob" and "heavy sarcasm" are hard for intelligent and reasonable people to distinguish.

[Larry]

(Not sure if serious)

I expect that image to get a workout. Today and for a while.

[brandymac27]

the "semi-military stance" is fact?

intimidating people from voting by opening up the door and letting voters in? LMAO

Yeah, really. Opening the door for ladies. SCARY, SCARY Black Panther man!!!!

[twa]

Is it just me, or does anybody else need a REALLY strong drink right now?

I'm always willing

[Fight4RGIII]

"OH ****, A 'scary,' black man opening the door for me. Well I guess i HAVE to vote for Obama now or he'll find me and beat me considering he knows everyone's votes."